How To Run Your Neighbors Off

I need ideas of how to get rid of some obnoxious neighbors who are renting.

Okay.

Go.

 

talk to the landlord

 

Form an alliance with other neighbors.

 

take me on as a roommate. for some reason, it seems like my neighbors are always moving away.

 

I have no idea who they are renting from.

 

We are in the midst of doing that. We're forming a Neighborhood Watch. I'm meeting neighbors around me and we're sharing phone numbers.

 

Strategically place trebuchets along the property line, and then demand talks.

You probably won't have to actually use them, but they should be functional, just in case.

 

Voodoo doll.

 

I like that Orison.

I've made them and used them before...hmmm...

 

if they're black you can always burn a cross in their yard in the middle of the night.

even if they're not black, they will probably get the picture. especially with a few well-thrown rocks in windows.

 

I don't do hate crimes.

 

buy the place ..,then rent it to people you like

 

No funds for that.

 

lol...kindling burning in a yard to represent your motives to start war. BOO...lol great way to represent yourself.

Anyone not white after being attacked by that would lock you in your own house at 3am and burn your house with you in it to the ground.

 

start leaving a knife on their doorstep every night.

 

My neighbors tried to get rid of us by getting the neighborhood to call the cops and tell them we were drug dealers and having our house raided by Andy and Opie. That didn't work for us, but that's because we are stubborn assholes who aren't going anywhere. lol

 

throw marijuana seeds in their garden then call the police 3 months later

 

pollute until global warming causes the oceans to rise and wash their house away

 

It depends on why you want them to leave...are they threatening to you at all?....or you just don't like them?
I have had neighbors before that I wish I did not have, and there was nothing I could do about it, except ignore them as much as possible and stay to myself and keep wishing they would leave...Only one time I was lucky and they left....here....when I first moved here, and then they moved and better people moved in....what a relief that was....the other times, I wound up moving....Can you plant a border on your side of the property border of those evergreens that get real tall, so you don;'t even have to see your neighbors?

 

And what is the truth about ISIS; they don't do for the principle of being unforgiving the hate crime either. But my neighbour gives it to feel that they after all have the forgiveness to him by the nature of exemplifying forgiveness. To him you forgive the Army of your choice for the point of view in politics you need.... FOR VICTORY I think that they came from the Ukraine more recently than I thought.