How To Get To Heaven When You Die

you've made a lot of noise, but upon what do you base ANY of your assumptions?

 

Translation: It's only once you're deluded that you can hear god. The rest of this makes perfect sense once you're deluded as well.

 

Haha.

 

the one thing i AM 100% sure of, is that anyplace anyone is robbing anyone of their calmness, is not any idea of mine, of any kind of heavin.

and i have my serious doubts as to anything, reward, punishment, or anything else, being any more eternal then anything else.

diverse, exotic, explorable, and anxiety free, that's my idea of what a heavin is. not streets and mansions, gold paved or otherwise. let alone ruled monolithicly dictatorialy by some all powerful arbitrary capritiousness.

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Ah! now THAT even i can understand.
i am very much relieved that someone was able to make that translation.

much appreaciated.

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so did ya'll find the tickets for the good seats in this astranomically long thread?

other than coming to "grips" with possessing a certain extent of mental illness ?

 

dude, god is bullshit, faith isn't going to get you anywhere. If a 13 year old kid wants a girlfriend, and asks god to give him one its not gonna happen, hes gotta go do it hisself. If a guy wants to save money to get to college god won't help him, he has to get off his ass and do it(make the money,get the applications exc.) Yeah, i has faith one time god would save me from a guy with a fucking shotgun if i trusted in him so i just fucking stood there, and guess what, my head is blown off. Oh my god, stop trying to get saved by some asshole in heaven or wherever and save yourselve. If you ask me, if satan is real christianity is his greatest lie.

 

If you new what ilfe was worth, you would look for yours on earth.

 

satan and god are both names we've invented, though something big, friendly and nontangable probably does exist. all this gratuitous conflict mumbo jumbo is however, the playground of idle immature minds.

In my heavin there are no mansions
rather there are palaces of straingeness
to which each of us may contribute as gratifies our creative nature
without building codes nor fear of reprisal

endless convoluted mazes
where one may curl up and dream
and no one disturbs what you leave in one place
nor enters where you are obviously residing

there are no paved streets, gold or otherwise,
but endless winding paths to inspire the immagination
and delight the senses

there are trains to ride, and other silent effortless modes
it is also possible to walk the endless maze of pathways
through forrests and gardens
large flat stones forming comfortable seats
on which rest line either side
plants and creatures, friendly and furry,
with no obstical to sharing your life with those who choose shaire theirs

there are no borders, fences or locked doors

above all there are no kings
no representatives, presidents
nor anyone else, who lacks the self dicipline
to avoid robbing others of their calmness

that is what makes it heavin
that is what makes the difference between a heavin and a hell
otherwise it would be a hell
however all powerful or well intended
whatever god or gods
may have fassioned and gifted it to us

my heavin is not one eternal afterlife
but an endless succession of diverse existences
each so contrasting from its predicessor
as to never pale

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you get to heavin when you die the same way you get to heavin when you don't die: by not turning where you are into a hell.

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you don't know that. and 'the' so called 'bible' is human ink on human paper. whatever my have inspired the words written by humans in it.

real nontangable beings exist. but what you or anyone else thinks they know about them begins in speculation and ends in speculation.

other then that something big, friendly and nontangable exists, or at least to some of us, who have experienced something that we felt and experienced to be that, and a loving and well intended will outside of our own, felt and seemed to.

nontangable friends are good to have.
what we experience, how we experience each other in our surroundings and what each other do to our surroundings, that part of it, which is the part most often experienced in our day to day lives, all of us togather participate in creating.

i see no reason to assume elsewise about other modes of experiencing existence. nontangable ones included.

(and while you're christ had a nice long argument with his own conscounse when facing death (the so called sermon on the mount), no where else is a "satin" mentioned, nor do the descriptions of "hell" come from it but rather from dante's inferno, which was intended to be satyre of the excessess of christianity in the mid evil era)

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This entire thread is really of no consequence, because you can find the complete directions to Heaven on MapQuest.

 

Why does it matter, Sam?

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life goes on 4ever, death iz the illusion uv an end, there iz noh end, ever.

 

Kan't get there from then, be here now an keep trying frum here, now

 

ok idiot, so if you don't believe in jesus and aren't christian then you're going to hell?? so all of the fucking other religions are just blatantly wrong? where is your proof of that? how do you know the bible wasn't edited by people trying to promote their religion? how do you know that christians didn't create satan just to scare people into being christian? that doesn't sound like the word of god to me.

i believe there may be a god, but all this fucking organized religion is just bullshit. it's basically saying "we're right and everybody else is wrong". i don't think god would want that.

how do you know you're not just brainwashed into thinking your views are right? people who grow up thinking it's perfectly ok to kill the entire united states think they're going to get rewarded in heaven. they think it's the work of god as well.

and why in the fuck do you have your name as frodo baggins? lord of the rings is fantasy; fantasy contains magic. according to christians, magic is the work of the devil. why do you think so many idiots claim jimmy page to be a satan worshiper?

get your priorities straight, dickhead.

 

vuk dog.

 

This is sheer bollocks.

 

This is sheer bollocks.
What if I want to take ecstacy, or smoke some weed, in moderation, of course? Are you seriously telling me that christians will say ok, just keep it in moderation.

What about lesbian and gay people? Many christians say they're either ill or else sinners - nothing about moderation.

 

Maybe it's because of a hobbit like (ie.small) brain?
And don't forget hobbits are extremely parochial creatures............

 

First...I don't approve of name-calling either.

Second...the text highlighted in red is a very sweeping generalization, one that suggests that you have done little in the way of outward-looking and objective thinking. You don't know what kind of relationship with God that those of faiths other than Christianity might have.