How to get fired...ABC style

X - Xbox tournament

 

Y-yank your bosses pants down from behind like you did to your buddies in grammer school.

 

Z - Zip thru your office telling everyone about how you cheated with your boss's wife in your cube yesterday NOT KNOWING YOUR BOSS IS IN THE ROOM

 

A- after you've finished wanking whilst spread over your bosses table, ask for a raise.

 

B-bring some m-80s to work and throw a handfull in the breakroom at lunchtime.

 

I'm sorry but it's lame that people are just starting sentences with the given letter. The main concept should have to start with the given letter. For example

****, refer to everyone as though their name were ****.

 

OK,****.

 

What seems to be the problem here folks? I clocked someone with their knickers in a knot going bitchy through a fun zone. I'll let you off with a warning this time. Next time though, try to slow down through a fun zone and not take it so seriously. Have a good day


D- Down a few whisky's and go into a big meeting where you discover you're not wearing pants

 

E - Explain your boss what to do.

 

You're wrong actually.

E - njoy recreating your favourite scenes from Spiderman, and constantly try to tape yourself to the wall.

 

F- Fuck off for the afternoon...every afternoon

 

G: Grow a variety of illegal plants on your desk.

 

H- Hide your hookers under your desk while you "work"

 

I: Inject coworkers with mystery fluids.

 

J- Jog naked during your lunch hour

 

K: Kick your boss in the face, groin, or anywhere really.

 

L- Lend your co-worker, who always whispers to himself and eats lunch alone, a gun for the afternoon

 

L - ift your top, to uncover a tattoo proclaiming the words, 'BONK ME ON YOUR LUNCH BREAK' across your chest.

 

urgh to late

M - ilk your co-worker.

 

N- Nag your boss for a go at his wife