How to get fired...ABC style

D: Drive a bulldozer into the front door.

 

E....everytime you answer the phone say "can you hear me now?"

 

F- "hello,this is Acmefuckindustries ,how may I direct your call? Said reeeaaallll fast.

 

G...get talked into being a back up delivery driver then get nailed in a surprise DOT ( Dept. of Transportation) piss test 5 hours after you smoked some potent bud

 

H-Hit the floor in a panic,look up and say "damn--did you see that" when it gets quiet.

 

I - Ignore your boss's request NOT TO CALL HIM @ 3AM DEMANDING EQUAL RIGHTS @ THE OFFICE,instead call him 6 times starting @ 2am until he screams,yells,etc......

 

J = Jump onto the bosses desk while he's eatin' lunch with his wife and do a striptease...

 

K - Keep a copy of "Shemale monthly" on your desk

 

Lift all of your co-workers up and down and scream "woopie"

 

M - Make out with a stapler

 

nap in the bosses office

 

O - Orgasm in the middle of a meeting

 

pussy fart?

 

Q - Quit doing your job

 

R: Rumble with the janitor

 

S- stay away from the boss and don't listen to him

 

Table Top your boss! boom

 

Umphrey's McGee, BLAST Umphrey's McGee

 

V - Very quickly make your boss's office a HUGE MESS thorwing papers all over the place,etc;close his door.. WHEN HE RETURNS FROM A MEETING TELL HIM YOU HAVE A BIG SURPRISE FOR HIM;open his office door and start laughing uncontrollably,etc

 

W - water balloon fight...