How to get fired...ABC style

K- Kick the manager in the nuts/cooch on payday.

 

L- let the shit hit the fan

 

M--manhandle all the female coworkers boobs

 

N- nap on the job

 

O - offer bj's to all the male employees...

 

P-pour honey on co-workers chairs

 

Q - Quench your thirst with a cold beer on your lunch break

 

R-rinse your clothes in the breakroom sink and hang them from a rope therein.

 

S-make sucking noises every time someone makes a suggestion to the boss.

 

T - Take a half-day vodka break in the boss' cubicle.

 

U - Undergo sex reassignment surgery and bring the photos to work

 

^^^damn you beat me to the post

U-urinate on the conference/ break room table.

 

V - Vaginal intercourse with your secretary on your boss's desk

 

W-Wanking in the conference room....not really that good of a reply. sorry.

 

X - Xeroxing your ass and sending it to everyone

 

Y-Yodeling at the Annual General Meeting

 

Z - Zoological sex in your office

 

A - ask everyone if they'd like to see your homemade sex tape...

 

B - Bring your pet donkey to work with you

 

C-Castigate your boss for having a wife whose arse is bigger than a barn door