How to get fired...ABC style

S - Sit in your boss's office and answer the phone pretending to be him.... When he comes in,tell him you just blew off the $10,000 loan he was applying for because you think he's an idiot..

 

T....leave a turd in your bosses chair

 

U-underage drinking on the job

 

V....everytime you have to sign anything related to work..sign your name as "Ivanna Vagina"

 

W-Whine.

 

X....shave an x into all your co-workers hair on a daily basis

 

y- stick mr yuck stickers on coworkers backs all day

 

z....tell every one their zippers are down and when they look give them one of those chin bops..

 

a- stare at hot red head secretary's ass all day

 

Bore a hole in the wall of the women's bathroom and charge your co-workers 2 bucks to take a look. Tell the cops your boss made you do it.

 

C: Cut your toenails on your lunch break. on the lunch table. then put it in someone's food. haha
gross

 

D-- drive really fast with company vehicles...

 

E - End all your answers to your boss' questions with "fuckface."

 

E- come dressed like Elvis and say nothing but "yo,pretty mama" all day to anything anyone says.

 

F: Fry eggs on the sidewalk outside of said place of employment and offer them to customers.

 

G...toss Ground black pepper in the face of everyone you meet at work

 

H- Headbutt Another employee

 

I - Insist that you get a big pay raise...

 

J- Just fuck up everything on purpose

 

K - Kick all the garbage into your boss's office then carry on about not wanting to do overtime this weekend,stomp your feet,etc......