How to get fired...ABC style

Y--

Youre Stoned All THE TIME..

 

Z - Zip around the office spouting lies about what you did w/the boss's wife the night before

 

A-ass on xerox,then on bulletin board.

 

B- banging the bosses wife.. woot..

 

Cursing at the customers

 

dui on deliveries

 

E...show Everyone your genitals

 

F- bring Firecrackers to work..

i did that a few years ago.. i kept sticking them in the bosses back pocket but they always fell down inside before i got them lit. later he told me he found a bunch of the paper and stuff in his washing machine lmao

 

G- your genitals on the security cameras

 

H-break the cooling system so your boss has a HEATSTROKE

 

I-Imprison your boss in the broom cupboard

 

J-Call your boss a JIVE turkey

 

Kick his ass in the parking lot and apologize by saying you're gonna quit using meth and switch to heroin to mellow yourself out.

 

Llet Llarge Llama LLoose in LLobby...

 

M - Make noises of farting,etc when he is on the phone,pick up the extention and tell the person he is talking to HE IS A PIG AND FARTS/MAKES DISGUSTING NOISES ALL DAY! (Unknowing its HIS boss he is talking to )

 

N.. Use the N-word....

 

O = Offer sex to the boss for a raise...

 

P=paint the bosse's car multiple colors with a paint brush and compliment him on his taste.

 

Q - Quickly empty your boss's trash in his office,call HUMAN SERVICES and tell them he is very messy,keeps his office dirty,etc.... WHEN HE GETS THERE BEING CONFRONTED,LAUGH LIKE CRAZY,CARRY ON LIKE A 2 YO..

 

R: Ransack the supply closets and storage, leaving nothing behind but a giant spray-painted Z.