How to get fired...ABC style

Drop one's pants

 

Eat your bosses lunch and when he confronts you laugh and say you thought it was delicious....Make yourself gag and throw it all up and say "There you go,you can have it" -- Demand a raise

F

 

Force everyone to hear you sing saucy songs

G

 

Give everyone candy except your boss and when she aaks why you didnt give her 1,tell her what you think of her

H

 

Hide in the cupboardsand jump out when the Boss wanders about

I

 

Irratate your boss at the meeting,keep demands raises and stomping your feet until he explodes and says your fired

J

 

Jitterbug and Jive, and off the table to dive

K