How to get fired...ABC style

Join a club and have them come and have meetings @ your office everyday..... When the boss blows his stack,laugh and carry on like a 2yo!!!!!

K

 

Kick the Boss's cat

L

 

Lovingly describe how tasty the boss's pet Chiwawa...Chuahauw...DOG,tasted with chips and gravy!

M

 

Make out with the Boss's underage daughter

N

 

Never let a chance to mutter ''Wanker!'' under your breath just loud enough to be heard go by...

O

 

Often make big messes and tell your boss to clean it up. When he refuses go into his office and trash everything...

P

 

Put salt in the boss's sugar bowl

Q/R

 

Quit being popular-tell'im what you REALLY think of 'im.

R

 

recline in your chair when the CEO pays a visit.
S

 

Streak !!

T

 

Tell everyone about the time you wee'd in the boss's mug!

U

 

Urinate where you should not do so (see above)

V

 

Violate every rule your boss has then complain when he gets mad..... Take his coffee and spill it on the floor..... Carry on like a 2yo

W

 

Whistle while you work ….. constantly

X/Y

 

Xtreme profanity directed @ your boss.......

Y

 

Yell, - whilst on the phone … to the Boss

Z/A

 

Zip into the office late everyday after winning the lottery (50 million) and when your boss complains start mouthing off,cutting him down like crazy until he blows up at you.......

A

 

Answer the phone with "You have reached the phone of the boss, and I'm in charge"

B

 

Borrow your bosses laptop and place a naked lady as the wallpaer and then give it to HIS BOSS who almost fires him...... WHEN SHE FINDS OUT SHE TELLS HIM TO FIRE YOU AND HE DOES!! (Ah man!!)

C

 

Chew with your mouth open, when speaking as a Company representative at Business meetings with Partner agencies

D