How to get fired...ABC style

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  1. Eric!

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    Vivid pictures of you making out with your boss’s wife- emailed to all your co-workers and supervisor.

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  2. WOLF ANGEL

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    Wash your underwear in the communal washroom

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  3. puggybear

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    Xerox pics of yourself in tiny panties to the boss's meeting,with "I'm waiting,you hunk!" across the bottom...

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  4. Nicomorphinst

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    Yank your crank in a meeting

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  5. Dude111

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    Zip across the room like your in 4th gear and zip into your bosses office and unzip and ask him he wants to ave fun <<>> When he says NO threaten to tell everyone you guys had fun unless a hefty raise is given :D

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  6. Nicomorphinst

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    Ask Catbert from personnel to swab your knob


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  7. morrow

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    Bellow at your boss... your breath stinks!

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  8. Eric!

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    Cheat on your timesheet

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  9. Dude111

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    Drop your drink on your bosses desk making sure to make everything wet and sticky..... hen he coems in and sees it start laughing like a 2yo and demand a raise :D

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  10. ahsorandy

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    Encroach on your bosses personal space and let one rip.

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  11. Dude111

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    Fart in your bosses office non stop until he gets there.... Then go in and vomit all over his desk and laugh like a 2yo..

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  12. ahsorandy

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    Go pee on your bosses chair.

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  13. Eric!

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    ^^^Holler from your cubicle that you pee’d ^^^
    in your bosses’ chair

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  14. ahsorandy

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    Insult your bosses wife by telling her she is fat.

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  15. Dude111

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    Jerk off in your bosses office and then turn around and let it hit him when you explode.....Then ask for equal rights :D

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  16. Eric!

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    Kill your boss’ dog

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  17. WOLF ANGEL

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    Look through the Boss's window and wave incessantly at them

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  18. Dude111

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    Mock your boss and make him look like a fool to everyone.... When HIS BOSS comes in,mock him even more.... Laugh like a 2yo :D

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  19. WOLF ANGEL

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    Never agree with your Line-Manager

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  20. Dude111

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    Offend others something terrible and tell them the boxx told you to do it,,,Then goto his office and offend him and tell him the same.....

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