How to get fired...ABC style

Dick pics discovered on your laptop

E

 

Enjoy doing your bosses work INCORRECTLY when he forces you to do it and then doing yours CORRECT and then when HIS BOSS gets mad @ him for incorrect formatting,etc spill the beans

F

 

Flatulence expulsion

G

 

GREAT panties your wife wears,Guv! Look-she gave me this pair to sniff!

H

 

Hiove your lunch during a meeting and sneeze thus spreading junk all over everyone....Laugh and call the boss names;say your sick of this job........

I

 

Irritating questions ..... but why? but why? but why? but why?

J

 

Just turn up...that's usually enough to get me sacked!

K

 

Keeping my clipped finger and toenails on my desk

L

 

Laugh at your boss when he calls his wife and they get in a fight.. Secretly record the call and then play it loud over the speakers and enjoy the whole office laughing also... Carry on like a 2yo while demanding equal rights!!

M

 

Mimic the boss in a most disrespectful manner -(whilst forgetting that they have CCTV in the room)

N

 

"See this photo? Eh? It's a photo of the gormless twat that believed all the bullshit on my cv!"

 

Nibble one's toes, in public

O

 

Ah...you wanted it delivered to the OTHER Montana....NOW,you tell me!

 

Picking ones nose (or worse that of another) in public

Q

 

Quit early everyday for a week.... When the others ask why you are leaving 2 hrs early,tell them the boss gives you special treatment and $10 more than he gives them.... When it hits the fan start laughing and carrying on;give the finger......

R

 

Reveal ones membership of Trump Often States Stupid Erratic Rants party

S

 

"Oi,you with the self-important silly smirk,are you the boss of this shithole? I'm the new bloke,just got here-get the coffee on,sunbeam!"

 

Tell everyone lies about your boss and get him demoted...... When your in his office for a meeting spill the beans and demand a raise

U

 

"Of COURSE there's no arse in my trousers. I want the boss to see a reflection of himself when he glares at my back as I walk past!"

 

Undergo a satisfactory survey, and tell the boss - the honest truth

V