How to get fired...ABC style

Let your friends come and practice thier bow and arrow shooting skills by destroying the office when thier bows poke into stuff........

M

 

Explain to the whole canteen at break-time,just how you escaped from Shawshank so easily....

 

Make sure everyone knows your bosses private business,have them all knocking his door down trying to get in one theaction...... When he gets pissed laugh and demand a raise

N

 

Never stop hitting on the boss’s secretary.

O

 

Say to the fella in the suit "Have you met the boss yet? WHAT a prick!"

 

Open a can of worms and make it all point to the boss and then trash his office in front of him while laughing..

P

 

Piss in the coffee pot. Bonus points if you do it in front of other people.

Q

 

Quote Religious verses ..... ending with phrase "Praise the Lord"

R

 

Read your bosses letter to the entire staff on what he doesnt like about you and then call him @ 3am and say how much everyone hates what he thinks......

S

 

Shoot up the joint.

T

 

Tell the truth !

U

 

Uncover lies and expose them to your boss... WHEN ITS APPARENT THE BOSS IS IN ON IT tell his boss then demand a raise!!!

V

 

Voyeur camera catches one out (ooh err)!

W

 

Whishkey,to share wiv your shalmon shamwiches [hic!] ash you shend shilly [hic] texshtsh to the boshesh [hic] shuppliersh...mwahahaha! [hic]

Shorry...forgot the EXSH...[hic]

...X

 

X-Rated photographs of the bosses wife falling out of one/s wallet ..... or purse

Y

 

Yell at your boss and tell him you dont like one thing he does.... Then call him @ 2am and continue your rant and ask him what he intends to do.... Keep up until he explodes

Z

 

Zzzzzzz (Falling asleep on the job = never a good idea)

A

 

Ask members of a rap band to come and sing thier disgusting language filled songs right by your bosses office..... Then demand a raie to get them to stop.....

B

 

Breaking wind on a loud and continued manner

C

 

Constantly cut down your boss and start cussing him out and then trash your cub while deamning equal rights...

D