How to get fired...ABC style

T - Tip your Boss off about an illegial deal going down,after your boss cashs in on it,report him to the company supervisor for illegial business transcations causing him to lose the million dollar profit he just made for the company,ask him how his day was

 

Thats a pay rise surely!

U - Urinate on your boss.

 

Voraciously devour the boss's gastrointestinal secretions.

 

W = Write a nasty letter to the boss...

 

P= party together with my....come on.

 

X - Xtra time off is what makes you happy.... Ask your boss for a month off WITH PAY or you will tell his wife lies about him

 

y.....yodel...every hour on the hour for a half an hour

 

Zzzzzzzz sleep in your office.

 

A - Ask your boss if he wants a cup of soda and when he says YES bring him a cup of your warm lemonade and tell him to drink it down quite fast,then let him in on the surprise,burst out laughing like a lunatic,knock stuff over in his office,etc

 

Blow your bosses son when drunk at work right in front of him. Then, Show up in a clown costume to pick up your last cheque only to further ensure your termination of employment.

 

C

pretend you have tourettes and end every sentence with the word ****

 

Dress up as Osama and claim to be him... then just continue filing...

 

E - Eat everything on your boss's plate and when he gets mad you ate his,give him the finger,call him names,etc --- Call his wife and hit on her == Then Calmly ask him for a 2 week vacation WITH PAY

 

F


Flip every one the bird as often as possible

 

G - Give nice comments to everyone except your boss.. INSTEAD STRIP DOWN AND ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO HAVE FUN,MOCK HER,ETC.....

 

H- Have the maintenance guys paint all the parking spots in the company lot with the handicapped logo.

 

I - Ignore your boss to NOT CALL HIM AT HOME FRIDAY NIGHT;call him @ 3am and start laughing,ask him how his day off was harp about not having a good raise,dont stop until he explodes

 

J - Joke about your bosses increasingly prominent moobs, and give him dieting advice.

 

K - Krocodil ought to do it...

 

L - Laugh @ your boss when he fails the company exam to move up to cooperate,spill coffee on his desk while asking for equal rights