How to get fired...ABC style

I just noticed that most of my responses to this thread are violent. :devil:

 

^Yeah, I've noticed that too.

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Poison your supervisor.

 

Stick a quill in your boss's jugular vein

 

Ram your car into the front of your place of employment.

 

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Sardines for lunch before EVERY board meeting

 

better out than in, i say.. get it out girl.... gwaaaaan

Touch everyone's Titties, even the sandwich-delivery person... :2thumbsup:

 

U - Undress and give yourself a sponge bath at your desk...

 

V - Very quickly finish your work (doing nothing right) and turn it in.. When your boss calls you in to discuss the bad job,laugh and say "im sick of this place,thats the best i could do"

 

Donate all of your work pc's to Anonymous on behalf of Wikileaks.

 

X....photocopy your balls and pass them around telling everyone theyre Xrays and you are dieing of ball cancer

 

Smack your supervisor in the nuts with a Nintendo Zapper.

 

Anal plugs for everyone when they put you in charge of buying all the secret santa gifts

 

Give your boss a used butt-plug for xmas

 

smack the bitch in the cunt tell she cant walk

 

D - Drunk drive to work and smash into the bosses car...

 

F - Flatend with dump truck

 

G:Get naked and do the bunny hop in the parking lot.

 

H...introduce all other employees to Heroin

 

I - introduced to piranhas in a hottub

 

J- Joy laughing at him