How to get fired...ABC style

T:Take your pickle out,walk backwards and troll for secretaries

 

unzip your fly and stick your finger through it while running around singing its raining men.

 

V: Vomit up your 4 martini lunch.

 

w


wring your bosses wifes neck

 

xtc tabs accidently used by co workers instead of advil


yodeling naked


zigzags on your desk




i finished up the hardones

NEWGAME

 

Well..........

Ill let it slide this time

A - Ask your boss to come over to your house for a surprise.. When he gets thier blindfold him and tell him to count to 10 and remove thje blindfold. When he does,you and HIS WFE are making passionate love 10ft in front of him.. Ask for a raise

 

Blow on your bosses neck ever so gently

 

C

Count to ten before you punch your boss in the nuts.

 

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didgeridoo in the bathroom

 

E - Eat everything in sight (Even the lunch your boss's wife made for him);call his wife and demand more good food;swear and carry on,call your boss and tell him

 

F

Tell your boss you wanna fuck him up the ass with a baseball bat.

 

Get your boss drunk and draw doodles on him while he's passed out.

 

H

Hit your boss in the nuts with a Hammer.

 

I:Install cameras in the bathrooms and charge your co-workers to watch live crap action

 

jab your boss in the eye with a very sharp pencil on purpose.... and not just once...

 

K - Kick your boss in the balls and then spill coffee just brewed all over him;laugh and carry on then calmly ask for equal pay......

 

L - Lay your head on your desk and nap all day at work...

 

M

Ask for more money and when they say no pull out the AK-47

 

N

Nicely tell your boss to shove it!

 

O

Push your supervisor off a cliff