How to get fired...ABC style

Z - every time the boss open his mouth at work tell him to zip it...

 

Ask the boss inappropriate personal questions.

 

B- beat the shit out of him

 

C - Call your boss @ 1 am and tell him HIS BOSS called you and demanded an emergency meeting @ the office RIGHT NOW ... When your boss gets there ask him how his sleep was,etc.. When he asks about the meeting tell him you made it up just to get some alone time with him

 

drive a robin reliant at insane speeds around the office, making sure that you run over the bosses toes as you whizz past... repeat as necessary...

 

E - Ejaculate your load into the bosses coffee...(if your a guy)

 

Frisk everyone as a matter of urgency each time they leave and re-enter the building, declaring your actions as necessary to prevent Terrorism in the workplace...

 

Tell your supervisor that his gonads are tiny.

 

H-Hide all your bosses personal possessions in his drawers(And leave a pink post-it-note on his desk, requesting he meet with HIS boss)

 

put some insects into your bosses sandwich

 

J - Jump on the bosses lap and give him a big kiss...

 

Karl. That's the name of the stripper are going to get him the day of the big presentation.

 

Laugh out loud at online jokes you are reading while you are supposed to be working

 

Make out with the boss's wife.

 

Nude in the office

 

Order sex toys and send them to the boss...

 

Piss on the toilet seat in the unisex bathroom

 

queer up the place

 

Roll around on the floor humping a potted plant saying "oh baby--oh baby".

 

Say something really, really, REALLY rooooooooood...