How to get fired...ABC style

put some pubic hairs in your bosses food

 

Grow weed on company property

[it's supposed to be the first letter of the first word, motherfuckers]

 

Holler the words and do the actions to Y.M.C.A every time the phone rings

 

Illegally "getting Four Loco'd" out back on breaks

 

J - Jack-off in front of the boss...

 

Kiss the boss' daughter - on all four of her lips

 

Look at wikileaks on the work PC

 

Masturbate during a board meeting.

 

Nod off at your desk after shooting some black tar in front of your co-workers

 

Offer your boss a kind jesture involving a centrally located finger.

 

Tell your supervisor that he/she causes you to have a severe pain in your ass

 

Quietly sneek up to boss and pull down his pants.

 

Remove excess company inventory - to your house

 

stakeout your boss's home...

 

T - Telephone your boss @ 4 am and in a mean,forecefull way tell him you are not feeling well and going to take time off unless he gives you a raise....

 

Use your office telephone to call 1-900 sex lines and your favorite hooker in Thailand

 

Slip a viagra pill into his morning coffee

 

W - Willingly spill coffee all over the papers your boss just gave you resulting in $1000 loss to your company,laugh and tell your boss he is an idiot

 

xrays where you can see your own penis...send them out to everyones office email account

 

Y - Yell at your boss for trying to flirt with your wife.. When he says he didnt,tell them you were just getting him revved up because... YOU DID HAVE AN AFFAIR (A NAUGHTY ONE) with his wife and sent video copies to HIS boss!! (Laugh like crazy)