How to get fired...ABC style

Urine in the coffee..

 

V-Violent outburst

 

X...x rated text messages to your co workers

 

Y-Yell insults at customers and bosses.

 

z...bring along your gameboy and play zelda your whole shift

 

A - Ask if you can bring your work HOME to do it;promise your boss it will be ready by 10am for the big managers meeting,come in @ 10am and laugh saying you havent started it yet;give everyone the finger

 

B - Break wind in the bosses office...

 

c...call your bosses wife a ****

 

D-dick out at meetings.

 

E- scream out the word EUREKA!!!!! every 30 seconds

 

F- far and away

 

G- grope you balls and proclaim to any ladies in the room that your penis is the 'king of swing'.

 

H-hold a huge amount of gas in and let 'er go in an important meeting and exclaim "I expect everyone to sit still and help me smell that up".

 

J is for Joints...lots of joints on break and lunch ..many joints

 

oops ya forgot I bud.... Not to worry!


I - Itemize everything your boss has in his office;call HIS BOSS and tell him that he has been wasting company $$$ getting all kinds of garbage..... When HIS BOSS comes to check it out,laugh when he doesnt find the "said garbage";carry on like a 2yo..

Next letter: K

 

k- kay is my middle name

 

L - lose your lunch on the bosses new suit....

 

M....tell your bosses wife you want munch out her munchausen

 

n- not interested

 

O is for Oops I was sick that day in grade 1 boss so i dont know about''I's''...bit of an ''odot''