How to get fired...ABC style

enema yourself in the reception area....

 

F....Feel and grope your nuts while talking to your boss

 

gurgle and dribble like a baby when in important meetings with clients...

 

H = Hang your hat on your boss's hanger while throwing his stuff to ground;stomp all over it and laugh at him saying 'he's an idiot and you are taking over his spot,what does he think of that??';give him the finger

 

I....say "I dont care" as a response to every single thing the boss says

 

jack off while giving a presentation

 

kaleidoscope... get a good pic of you and the bosses wife/husband and then put it in a kaleidoscope and let him see all the pretty colours one day, like it was nothing...

 

Laser copy pictures of your bum bum..

 

mark your territory in the office by pissing a circle around yourself and look at colleagues challengingly....

 

ninja warrior jump from desk to desk.. or counter top to kitchen fryer ,, depending on where you work.

 

Open you shirt and show your boss the boob job you got from the money you embezzled from the company...

 

P - pretend to be a secret agent and answer
"the oxen have left the barn" to every question

 

Q-

Quit showing up on time

 

R-

Read porn magazines instead of driving the school bus..

 

S- sit on the bosses lunch

 

T
Tickle your boss's nipples in a seductive/creepy manner.

 

understand nothing

 

V - Very loudly yell out "IM SICK OF THIS FUCKING JOB" and start throwing chairs,etc....

 

wriggle about on the soft carpet in his office for most of the day....

 

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