How to get fired...ABC style

R - Run around the office Naked demanding a raise.. When your boss walks in wave it in front of him;swear,act like a 2yo

 

s- striptease...or just plain strip.

 

t- tape a picture of your bosses face to the inside of all the urinals

 

U - Urinate in a cup,put in the fridge to cool and then ask your boss if he wants some lemonade.. When he says YES go get your special treat from the fridge and add a lemon to it as he requested..

After he is done and says "Wow thats the best lemonade i ever had" start laughing and giggling uncontrollably.. When he asks whats so funny LET HIM IN ON THE SURPRISE

 

V-use Violence to Vicitmize your dumb ass boss

 

W - Wee on every desk...

 

X........keep saying ''X marks the spot'' and sign an X instead of your name on all company documents

 

yell whenever you talk... even when you are standing 2ft in front of them...

 

z-zig zag through the office screaming the british are coming, the british are coming.

 

a little forty winks at every opportunity would help...

 

B - Beat up your boss

 

c-crap on your bosses wife's chest, take pictures, post around office.

 

dance on the boss' grandmothers grave, film it and post on youtube as if you thought it was an hilarious thing to do...

 

E-egg his car

 

F - fuck your boss' sandwich and watch him eat it

 

g- greet your boss with "fuck you" every morning.

 

H-Hire a bunch of well dressed people to distribute mints on people's desks with a little pair of tongs, and pay them six figure salaries.

 

I-Ignite the main gas line leading into the building.

 

J: Jump up and down every time you're in the elevator and knock people over while you say "MOSH"

 

k- kill whitey