How to get fired...ABC style

W-wear a duck suit to work and only respond with quacks to anything said.

 

X- Xylograph a picture of your dick into your bosses desk

 

Y: Yell "FIRE" when there is no fire.

 

Z- Zip through the office while high on meth

 

A-- apple in his face

 

Bomb!!!!

 

Decorate the office with Cabbage

 

E - very time someone asks how you are that pleasant morning, shout 'ARGHHHH!!!!! NAZI!!! before assuming the fetal position.

 

F- Forget everything your boss says to do while he is away on business and when he gets back and shouts at you that he is mad you didnt do it,tell him he didnt tell you to do that stuff.. When he shows you a copy of the memo he gave you that YOU THREW AWAY,take a match and light it thus making it also dissapear,then tell him "See you didnt tell me" .. Laugh and carry on while sucking your thumb

 

G - Glue everything in your bosses office so that nothing can move. and his seat too.

 

H - Have you friends over @ the office while your boss is on vacation and have a big strip party in HIS OFFICE (With cake and all),when he gets in ask him if he wants to join while standing thier naked with Cake all over you... (His office a disaster area,his important company papers ruined)

 

Ignite work papers in a pile in the middle of all the cubicles, dance around it and chant gibberish

 

J-jerk your bosse's wig off,stomp the shit out of it and say"man,that was close!!"

 

K- Kill your colleagues

 

L-lick your boss's neck and then say "oh,never mind".

 

M-----Make time to get as drunk as you possibly can get and go to work like that........it worked for me lol!!!

 

N.....just say `No fucking way man`in your best Cheech impression everytime someone asks you a question

 

O - Open your mouth and spill the secret bad stuff you did with your boss the night before to get the company ahead,call your boss's BOSS and tell him

 

p-punch your bosses wife in the face

 

Q - queef in your bosses face