How to get fired...ABC style

F-Faxing acid to your coworkers

 

make Gruesome noises at people

 

when i startedtyping it was on c

 

H having sex at work , better????

 

Fail


I- Initiate sex with a mannequin on your desk

 

J- just tell your boss off

 

K-Kill your bosses pet fluffy white rabbit... And then eat it.

 

Huh?

Lick your boss's neck and say it tastes like strawberry dog shit

 

ya..that wasnt a fail he posted gruesome for G



M..Mail your boss a fake bomb

 

N- Nerf bomb your boss while he's on the shitter

 

O....keep imitating the noise from that game called Operation every two minutes

 

P- Pull your dick out at the Christmas party

 

Q - Quality drug use while working

 

Fired, I've seen people promoted for that!

R-Rave about your last boss.

 

^^
you beat me 2 it

 

I want to work where you have sister!


S- Sit with your head in the toilet all morning on a monday...

 

t-bone steak in the face

 

U- Underhand pitch a burning bag of dog poo right onto your bosses desk

 

eat 5 valiums

 

V - Very nicely ask your boss if he was angry about what happend with you ad his wife last night.... When he erupts (casue you thought he knew) you try to get out of it and end up swearing,acting like a 2yo throwing stuff round the office,etc...