How to get fired...ABC style

O - rdain yourself as the God of Fuck, and hang yourself from the ceiling via your nipples.

 

^^^wow, that's pretty dark man


P- Pinch your nipples at the company picnic then make everyone else do it to you as well

 

Quit ,then go directly down to the employment office and apply for a job under another name.Tell your "new" boss you find it interesting that he thinks you look like someone that used to work there.

 

R- Run up a bar tab the size of Iron Maiden's on the company credit card

 

S- Shit on the floor in front of the boss

 

T - ea bag your boss.

 

Unplug the network server

 

V: Voice your true opinion of the boss to his/her face

 

Wipe boogers on your boss's doorknob.

 

X - "Xtreme caution is advised when moving soda from the basement to my office" your boss tells you,so when you get to his office,take the lid off the pitcher and dance around;show off about how careful you are until you accidently trip and spill the whole 2 liters on your boss;laugh like a 5yo

 

yell like an impatient 5 year old all day, especially when people start compaining

 

zeppelin... you crash it..

 

A....Anal plugs for the next secret santa gift

 

B Grab as many breasts you can throughout the day................

 

C...crank call the bosses wife ...pretend to be a doctor from the clinic and explain the procedure for her husband to rid himself of a severe genital crabs case

 

D- Destroying the office with fire because you didn't get your stapler back.

 

caught having sex at work, sad but true, thats why i got fired

 

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but interesting story

 

Dress up as Adolf Hitler.

 

elephant sunami!!!!