How to find a dead phone?

I usually call it from another phone, and then follow the sound of the ringtone. That won't work in this case cuz the battery died. I dont wanna go tearing thru everything like a madman getting more pissed off cuz no matter how much I look i know i will never find it until it's ready for me to find it.

 

It's under the couch cushions. Thank me later.

 

I may check under the couch, my couch cusions don't actually come out tho

 

if the battery has died, you've probably lost the contract that when with it, so why bother looking for it at all?

 

Coat pocket.

I win! :sunny:

 

find a necromancer who specializes in electronic revival

 

a friend found mine in a snow bank once. sometimes you just get lucky. this was like 2003-ish, my first flip phone. thing was fucking rugged. i can almost guarantee, you lose your phone in a snowbank for two days NOW...it's not coming back to life.

 

here you go, u can rest now..

 

Call the NSA and ask them to check their system to locate it. If anyone can tell you exactly where it is, it's them.

 

You could just look for it... but that never works.

 

lol, and I considered that if only for a millisecond. Not because I think they would actually help, but just to yank their chain a little...but this might shift more heat onto me so I don't think I'll be calling them.

Nope, just gotta wait..and maybe passively look for it a little bit but aggressive searching never works. Eventually it'll just pop up somewhere I never could have missed looking and I'll be like, "well hey there little buddy, where'd ya go?"

 

easy, just put it where it belongs in the first place.

 

^It belongs in my pocket.

 

did you check there?

 

Just remember, it will always be in the last place you look, even if you have already looked there.

 

Of course it will be. Why continue to look in more places once you find it?
Did you check the cooler at the store you went into to try to cool down your energy drink? Maybe its there!

 

Well, I just found it. It was under my pillow. Now it's takin' a nap on the charger.

 

you do realize the phone fairy was actually your mom, right?

 

Damn it. I almost suggested looking in your bed. I could have been the winner.

 

na man, no faeries or anything like that. I passed out with my phone next to me last night. The bed was the first place I looked and when I couldn't find it I wanted to rip all the covers off in rage but never looked under the pillow.

Actually I thought about looking under the pillow the first time and thought, "it won't be there and that will just make me more angry/frustrated, so I'm not gonna look there."