How to ask for sex (wrong answers only) game.

Absolutely the wrong way to ask for sex or terrible chat up lines only!

 

I'll go first... "Hey love, I've got a pink stretch limo, let's go back to your place so I can park it in your garage *wink*"

 

BUMP

This game has so much potential but sadly I can't think of anything right now.

I look forward to seeing other people's posts though.

 

Hey girl, I’m a meteorologist and something’s telling me you’re in for a few inches tonight.

 

That made me laugh

 

Glad you liked it.

 

Same!

 

Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!

 

My favorite planet is Pluto but I could be Uranus if you let me explore it.

 

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

 

I want this in me…

…a real line a complete stranger actually used

 

Gotta ask... did it work?

 

"You, me, a pair of handcuffs and some chocolate sauce. Any questions?"

 

…☺️…yes, I have to admit it did work… I think it must hv been the accent that did it

 

LOL, it's not really a wrong answer then, is it?

 

I just bought this dress, let me show you how it looks when I'm not wearing it.

 

Ha! ha! Nice!

 

Brace yourself! (I could never actually use that expression).

 

My rash is gone, wanna get busy.

 

Hello baby, my name is “Welfare” - put your ass in these hands and I’ll support you for awhile….


(I know, “corny” )