how the hell does it fit?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by lynsey, Oct 18, 2004.

  1. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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    take a christmas bulb, take a tape measure and warp it all around the middle part and see how long the circumfrence is...NOTE...circumfrence not diameter.
    i just did that, a christmas bulb you string around your trees is 3 and a half inches in diameter...is it so hard to believe that a dick can be 5-6 inches in diameter?
     
  2. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

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    What's not to buy? I believe it. We're talking about the same vagina that can pass a baby through it!

    I think that the initial misconception is about "girth." We are not talking the DIAMETER of the penis, when we talk about "five inches." That's measured AROUND the penis, and 5-6 inches is not crazy huge for that measure.

    My penis, personally, is about 6-7" long (it actually does depend on level of arousal to some extent), and about 5.5" around (you measure with a string or something that you can loop around it). If you've gone to that penis-size thread you can see it. It's good. It's not huge, it's certainly not small. It's average, which is all that I'd want. A girl's definitely not gonna laugh at it (hey, it's a gorgeous cock, if I do say so myself), plus it's not gonna terrify her either. :p

    -Jeffrey
     
  3. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

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    Hah. I knew you were dickless from the "Bare It" forum.

    -Jeffrey
     
  4. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

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    Unless you're having sex so spur-of-the-moment that you don't know even ten minutes beforehand that you're about to, take a bottle of Astro-glide (get it anywhere, Walmart, drug store...) and put it into a pitcher or cup of warm water! Not hard.

    And don't use "spit" as a lube. The human mouth has loads of bacteria in it, and you could probably get an infection in your vagina from it. Wouldn't surprise me.

    -Jeffrey
     
  5. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

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    OMG I hope you are able to lighten up sometime. Too self conscious to receive oral sex?! You're causing yourself to miss out on pleasurable contact between two human beings! It's intimate, intense, beautiful, wonderful, exciting, erotic... don't go without it just because you're "self-conscious"! Just make sure you're clean, see a doctor about how to stay that way, and let it happen!

    Do you realize that lots of guys LOVE pussy? Love the smell, the sight, the feel, the taste... I do, anyway. You're being self-conscious over nothing. It serves no purpose.

    -Jeffrey
     
  6. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

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    okay you're straight, so of course you wouldn't want to go down there!!!
    "most" guys like to do it ( there are exceptions of course ) because they like girls!!! anyways, yeah...

    girl, I am very sorry for you... you seem very sexually inhibited and uninformed, and perhaps scared, but I think as long you find yourself comfortable with the man you're with and you are enjoying yourself you will be fine.

    as for lube... try k-y warming liquid. it's water based, so isn't sticky, and isn't cold because it's warming... and really consider using a dildo or vibrator. It's important to explore yourself and figure out what you like anyway, and by using something bigger than your fingers you might have less trouble with a guy's penis.
     
  7. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

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    what the hell is this?!?!?!

    okay oral is fantastic you should get it done... but the mouth has so much bacteria you might get an infection..... riiiiiight........

    i've used spit before, it works okay but when you're breathing hard with your mouth open, it might be too dry for this to be useful.
     
  8. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    nah my fingers fit fine. I think i just tense when i am with someone but my finger def doesn't hurt when I am alone.
     
  9. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

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    i meant you might try something bigger than your fingers... but anyway, i really hope you can find that comfort level with this new guy and can really enjoy yourself and your sexuality. It's really a great thing :)
     
  10. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    thanks :)
     
  11. Bug_Man

    Bug_Man Banned

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    Solid 7. No complaints.
     
  12. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    please please stop posting your measurements...I find it extremley distasteful and this is MY thread :)
     
  13. Therefore...

    Therefore... Antidentite

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    Everything always ends up turning into a dick-measuring contest.
     
  14. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

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    yeah no shit.

    hehe it's all about survival of the species man... the biggest dicks produce the most sperm and thus the most babies. They also have a better chance of reproducing with several women at a time.

    you can quote me on that...




    just kidding :)
     
  15. tigerlily

    tigerlily proud mama

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    I'm sorry lynsey that was very off topic ^^^.... no more from me! *zips lips*
     
  16. DoggoD

    DoggoD Member

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    Actually average size is 6-7 inches in length. I have never heard of it being less. As for lube, use Astroglide, and have him use it on his penis. When he rubs it on, it will be the same temp as his penis is. Astroglide is amazing, it is exactly like the lube your body produces, and you can buy it in nearly any store with a pharmacy.
    You will find that if you are lubracated, either naturally or artifically, 6-7 inches is no problem at all. If you have sex without being lubracated....you shouldent be doing it, it normally means you are not arroused and ready for sex, and it WILL hurt if this is the case, no matter what size he is.

    No offence, but it sounds like you guys need some foreplay, and that you need to relax. You shouldent be having sex without either of those ingredients.
     
  17. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    no I completley agree. I think it shows a great deal of immaturity and lack of confidence when guys talk about how big they are.
     
  18. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    2.5 inches and proud of it!!!!!
     
  19. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    now there's some confidence (;
     
  20. anotherarmyguy

    anotherarmyguy Member

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    well i can honestly say i have never took the time to measure my dick honestly i dont care so long as i can continue to please her i must have summin goin for me
     

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