Or... haha I have an idea... That one friend you have, uh you posted pictures of her before... get her to tell your mom that you two will be getting married. I'd do it. Unless of course you are not super great friends with her still
Me and her did get married. Ahaha... she is my un-officail wife. I went to her mom to ask for her hand. And her mom got so pissed she threw a bottle at my head.