How rare.

So he took her to this movie called body heat, he said the junior mints were mushy and the sex was neat...

 

There once was a boy from Messino
Who loved to hang outside the casino
He'd offer a gay fact
Just to have a mouthful of sack
I'll be damned! His name was Orsino.

 

There once was a prick named Boggs
He liked to suck all the little boys logs
One day he got aids
Though he never got laid
And was attacked by rabid dogs.

 

I love you George.

 

I'm sure you do, Bux.

 

:H I love you too, mang. Now back offa dem shits befo' I get da hos.

 

LOLZ. THAt was liks so funny, mang.

 

Get that cock out of your mouth. It's inhibiting your typing and/or communication skills.

 

Hey! Go away. You are one of those hate mongering n00bs that no one likes. Go have a nap.

 

nOOb? Hmm.

 

I realized that before I heard that quote.

 

My internet was down for a couple of days...

 

No. Use zeros. n00b. Like that.

 

Mine was down for 45 minutes, then I remembered how to fix it.

 

You are an A55w1pe

Look! I used 5s and a 1.

 

Im impressed. You get a gold star.

 

Noob my ass, that's bugman.

 

I dont know who that is. So im gunna pretend im a firefighter/.

 

ahahha i love you boggs


poor meg computers suck

 

I want to break open my lavalamp and play with the lava.