How poor were you?

We were so poor we used to take turns wearing the family sock-then when it was crusty enough we'd wring it out to make soup!

 

We were so poor ,we used to polish our feet cuz we couldn't afford shoes.

 

We were so poor we had to borrow other people's feet.

 

Family is so poor we had to share our condoms.

 

my family were so poor that when we wrote a paragraph using burnt sticks on slate natch coz we couldnt afford paper or pencils we also couldnt afford punctuation or capital letters

 

We were so poor we had to share a toothache!

 

We are so poor we have to fry our chicken in petroleum jelly.

 

We were so poor when I had a toothache I couldn't afford a dentist to have it pulled, so I walked up to the neighborhood bully and called him an asshole! Worked like a charm!

 

Huh-WE were so poor we couldn't afford a neighbourhood bully to punch our teeth out-so I had to punch MYSELF in the jaw.

[I have lousy aim-which explains my nose being broken three times]

 

We were so poor we couldn't afford those 10 cent joke books ya'll are getting these from!

 

Fuck if i had that 10 cents i could get 2 pieces of gum poor.

 

S'cuse me-I'M not.

I really couldn't excuse any reading material that made up jokes as bad as mine,Duck!

Anyway,we were so poor we couldn't afford books-I learned to read from looking at passing trucks when I was begging beside the road.

 

We were so poor my tent was foreclosed!

 

WE were so poor the ditch we slept in was filled in!

 

I was so poor growing up the school bully would beat me up and then give me his lunch money!

 

we were so poor that my dads truck was always painted the same colour as the fleet where he worked lol...true story

 

We were so poor ,we painted our shack with cool-aid.

 

I was so poor, hippies gave me their spare change!

 

We were too poor to hitch-hike.

 

I'm calling you on that one. Thumbs are free!