How often do you misplace your keys

lol, you know, I've managed to never watch that movie...

 

Gay horny hillbillies sound more scary than zombies...

 

Ha, they ARE!

I lose my keys constantly... I live with a 19 month old baby so she is constantly taking off with them and hiding them in obscure places... but even if she wasn't around I would most like still lose them constantly.

 

well, they are quite a bit faster..

on the other hand, getting bit by a gay horny hillbilly doesn't turn you into a gay horny hillbilly. unless he bites you just right..

 

I dunno... theres all these new types of Zombies that are really really fast...

 

lol

 

Yeah, I frown on those. I like a good ol' rigor mortis zombie, none of this super human shit.

 

Took me a bit of searching to find this thread...

So, we come home earlier, and were headed out to cut some wood. I take my wallet out and set it down so it wont fall out in the bush and be lost.

For the last couple of hours I have been looking for it... so have nicole.... we both look everywhere... out in the car, upstairs, my pants, the coat I was wearing, the coat I wasnt wearing...

It was just fucking gone...

Getting a little frustrated, I snap (to no-one in particular...) " I really need to find it tonight, I need a card thats in it" and as I stand up, I see it sitting behind my laptop, about 8 inches from my hand....

 

one time years ago my mom was marching around the house with her cordless phone talking to my sister and shes all pissed off walking back and forth so I asked what shes looking for and she says "the God damned cordless phone!!!"


true story

 

I have lost so many things in my life. I would say it's in the hundreds.

 

I resemble that remark!.....

I learned many years ago to hang my keys on the same peg evertime I come in the cabin, they are always there waiting for me when I need em....