How NOT to get busted!

cops are humans.
and thats there biggest weakness.
there only humans.

treat them like a human, with respect.
if someone lies to you, your not going to like them.
put your self in the cops shoes for a second.
treat them how u would like to be treated.
do not fear them.
Fear only shows u have something to hide..

another tip: Roll any weed u plan on takeing with you up in joints put them in a cig pack. for some reason visually joints arnt as bad as a bag of weed. and if u want to be really sneaky, just mix them in with a few handroll cig's. more cigs then joints, you have a good chance of getting away.

remember the entire game of weed is if u get cought.
the only times u can really get busted is if ur in a car.
if you just keep weed your game, stay out of narcotics then you may never get busted.
the bigger the fish you are, the more likely you will get cought

 

great advice ^

how about dont run just because you SEE a cop.. they patrol, thats what they do, you would see them whether or not you are high or have shit on you; so dont take off running just because you are paranoid!

 

ditching the buds is a terrible idea. you cant waste that.

 

...when they stuck there hands in my pants and checked my underwear felt up nuts and all.is it legal?

Dam, thats fucked up. That bust should have been tossed. They're allowed to pat down for weapons but will say they had probable cause for searching. Feeling up your shit seems like abuse unless your arrested and being booked. I always stashed weed down the drawers if cops came near. They will check pockets and anything else your carrying.

 

It's either that or jail time

 

Or, ditch the weed, or dont get caught in the first place, or pay $100 fine, or meet a cool cop and get of with nothing...

jail time.

 

always know where the goods are. alot of the time me an my friends get stoned and forget where we put things.

 

I put my bag of weed in my rolled up jeans cuffs. Doubt if anyone would ever search there.

 

Keep your baggies taped behind your ball sack AT ALL TIMES.

 

I don't have a ball sack, where can I buy one?

 

ebays got em i think. if not i'll list mine for you. paypal only.

 

honestly: that is fucking genius.

 

I keep mine in my bra most of the time--I buy ones that have, like, pockets where you can add padding, but don't have the padding permanently in there. I dunno, I've never heard of a cop searching your bra. (Obviously that only works for girls.)

 

ive never been busted but alot of the cops in my area know me and know ima stoner kuz im not shy to toke it in their faces but the fiew times they actualy get out to talk i rub the cherry off on a surface shove it in my poket meanwhile pulling out my smokes, light one up and since i live in quebec and most cops are french, speak french and they leave u alone ... usualy just get asked why im here, just say came out for a smoke, thats it thats all ...

 

if u keep ur eyes open it helps to , im constantly looking around for cops when im smoking outdoors...

 

Shove it in your underwear.

 

us ladies have a secret place lol

 

I just use a maxi pads works great

 

try not to frequent the same spots to much, people will notice you after awhile, and will investigate what your up to and may call the police which = getting busted

 

If people are investigating what looks like some kid smoking then you are in the wrong place. Stay off other people's property and act like you are doing nothing wrong. If someone is going to waste their time to call the cops on you, you are probably doing something that pisses them off and I doubt weed is the only reason.