How NOT to get busted!

Public intoxication (of any form) MAY be a criminal offense covered by local public nuisance laws. Be aware of that.

 

NEVER bring a scale with you, if someone wants to weigh your shit out tell them to bring their own scale.

 

Oh and just for starters. If you have a court drug testing within a month, DONT SMOKE. PERIOD. Dont find fucking excuses to smoke. They usually give you a month to prepare so you can use that one month and not smoke, so your body will be rid of the THC by the time you get tested. Its not a fucking big deal at all. One month of not toking up will not kill you. If you cant tolerate the one month without smoking, well then by all means, smoke up and watch your ass get fucked when you test positive for drugs.

 

Yea people who smoke like a week before their test and then go apeshit trying to get clean by that time is dumb.. Dont take the chance

 

shut the fuck and dont answer questions.

its a cops job to pick up on your bullshit.

 

Watch where you roam and keep your bowls at home!

 

I'm not sure I agree with the advice to "blend in". I think a better way to dress/act/appear less suspicious is to give the cop enough details so he can label you and put you into a nice neat cognitive box. Once we label someone and sum them up, we tend to fill in the blanks rather than ask questions. For instance: if you are picking up and you have dogs, bring your dogs. At a roadblock, a cop will see a guy with two dogs, some dog toys, etc... and that will fill in alot of blanks for him. This guy is out with his dogs. Same goes for recreational equipment that is easily recognizable, etc... In my experience, this to some extent still applies to activites associated with "counterculture" like surfing, skateboarding, etc... Just make sure it is something you really do. Don't go out with a car load of climbing gear that has never been used!

If, however, he looks at you and nothing differentiates you from others he will probe deeper for answers to fill in those blanks. The key to being passed over for further scrutiny is to make the observer feel there is no need. Remember, these people are on a shift, doing a repetitive task. Their mind will be looking for shortcuts constantly. Give it one.

 

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Bravo. That's what a lot of people miss when they try to blend in, is 'blend in with what, exactly?'

In this case, categorization is a good thing, and I have to agree that there is such a thing as being 'too' generic, and too 'nondescript'

Or as one of my friends who made a habit of being where he wasn't supposed to be said 'No one asks questions if you're dressed like everyone else, have a clipboard and look busy'

 

may I also point out, since I'm on a roll, that a physiological reaction to being questioned is just as normal for the "not guilty" as it is for the "guilty"? Next time an officer points out you are nervous, YOU can point out that ANYONE would be nervous in the same situation.

And a good answer in the airport, if the customs officer threatens to do a cavity search: "great! I'm always constipated when I fly, and that should loosen things up. As a homosexual, I am not comfortable being probed by someone of the same gender, so please call an officer of the opposite sex." Try to look a bit eager. If you don't have anything up there and they are doing a cavity search to give you a hard time, teach them a lesson by taking a dump as soon as they get a finger in. Act surprised.

 

If you take those food sealing bags (that rely on a machine to suck the air out) and triple your baggies doing that and then wash the outside of the bags well and then tightly secure it to your leg with duck tape so that it fits the contour of your leg, you can make it through the airport. Those special bags have a low permiability and they air tight so a dog couldn't smell that especially if you triple bag it with those and wash the bags after you bag it. And just to be safe spray your cloths with cologne or something.

 

good advice..
most people mess up on both

 

bullshit my friend swim had a sheet on him one night and the girl he was riding with denied search and they rolled away clean

denying a search is simply your right and alot of the time they dont have enough drug dogs to get one out to you or if they do get one out there and they are not particularly sure it will look bad on them if nothing is found.

more oft then not if you deny you will be let go

 

I'd never give up my rights...
I have a right to deny the search and I'd go to jail before I'd give up my constitutional rights.

 

somone on the sight said to put yo weed in peanut butter container with pb still in it. they have never seen a cop stick his hand into a jar of peanut butter.

and thats easy.
night before traveling =
weed --> bags/small jar --> peanut butter --> shower --> sleep then travel the next day.

 

usually what i do if i have weed in my car in put it in and old cigarette package and i have empty ones all over my car(yes my car is dirty as hell) but usally i have like all newport packages and one marbolo package with the weed in it and just make it look like trash so if the cops search my car they just think it trash like evrything else im not saying its very smart but its what i do.

 

dont do this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLkOddgjYuY&rel=1

 

Hmm, I think it just depends on where you live. Here in Oregon the cops are pretty laid back. My friend has been pulled over numerous times (over little stuff, like tags expired or a light out) and even when the car REEKED of weed - they never cared. One time we got pulled over and the pipe was sitting right there in the open. He flashed his flashlight in on the car, right on the pipe. Didn't care. No ticket, nothing. We are always extremely respectful to cops. Act polite, say sir, and whatnot. We've never been asked for a search. If ever asked for one, my friend says he'd deny it, agreeing along the lines as many of you have posted. Myself, however, I think I would agree to a search. I have nothing to hide. I would feel satisfied proving to them that someone like myself is a waste of time when they search my car and find nothing more than a little nug. I would find it quite humorous, actually. Anyway, Oregon has bigger problems like meth here, and that is primarily what cops are more concerned about.

 

I can't believe people even get busted for dope. Dope is to be smoked in your home/backyard. Not in public. Not in a car. Not in some place stupid that you're asking for trouble. Also, with searches you can refuse if theres nothing obvious going on. You can't refuse say if theres a pipe sticking out of your glove box or you vehicle pongs of dope. Just be quick in smart and play safley

 

I wanted to pop in real quick and offer a quick warning and heads up. Barry Cooper is a crook and a liar. He is an ex-narc, he may not work for any department, he may have hung up his hat, but ONCE YOU ARE A COP, YOU ARE ALWAYS A COP. He still talks to people like they're below him and he walks around like some big celebrity. He will lie and manipulate anyone he can to get what he wants or need. He still owes his graphic guy 60% or better of his bill for the last DVD, and shows no interest in paying it. So if you come across his tips, pay attention to them, yes, but do not pay money for his DVDs.

 

^ Are you lost?