How many tokes to get a cat high?

Cats are the only animal with a measurable LD50 to LSD. I guess their already overcharged brains overloads and they die; maybe they achieve enlightenment (?)

My dad's girlfriend had a bird that refused to eat anything but pot seeds. It would eat them off the rolling tray and fly around the room and often smash into the wall. It was stunned a few times but never got hurt too much.

 

LSD to cats??????? Isn't acid too potent for cats? Is it safe? I imagine not but if there was a safe way to do it then it would be awesome. It may bring the cat closer to enlightenment or something as it does with humans. Perhaps cats even have a hidden intelligence acid can bring out. But I wouldn't think it would be safe. How many mgs would you give him or her? Like 50 mgs? Don't know whether you should try that.

 

haha animals already have a completely COMPLETELY different world view than humans, this is not the same as dosing a human.

 

A stoned cat is alot better than a cat on rolls. My friends cat used to be very nice then someone gave it part of roll and it freaked out. It atacked every one that came over. It evetully ran away permafried out of its poor little mind.

My dog loves to smoke she gets lazy and makes funny noses. Shes always comes in my room when I'm smoking so I give her a couple hits and she chills for a couple hours.

 

Cats and other animals are enlightened. : )

 

hahahaha

50mg? I wish I had 50mg of LSD to give to a cat. I would not waste it on a cat though.

 

I have a certain family member who used to handle rolls of amber windowpane cid in the mid-70's. He's got stories of a few... independent studies with the feeder mice for his snakes :-D

 

I want to see a can't on acid. That would be the shit.

 

To all of you who think it's funny when an animal is harmed and/or dies,

you are fucking morons.

Go play in traffic.

 

I donno how many tokes it takes to get a cat high, but if you just breath tobacco/marijuana smoke onto most bugs they will get completely sudated. It's helarious.

 

My friend's dad used to give his cat marijuana all the time, now everytime I toke up at his house, the cat runs upstairs and sits near the door, or runs in the room (if the door is open). Now that's consenting.

 

for mine? one gigantic hit and shes good

 

Cats can consent- like stated before- if it runs away it doesn't like it.
What is cruel is when a guy I knew put a kitten in a box- poked a few holes in it and blew a whole bowel (in australia a bowel is- a bowel of weed- not what we call a cone) of weed into one of the holes- that isn't funny- just cruel.
And where the fuck did this person hear that cat's cant process THC. Cats are immune to spider venom!

 

Personally, I think if I saw a cat with schizo traits it would probably make me rofl for years to come.

 

Cats and elephants are the only known animals with a measurable LD50 to LSD.

 

Shit man, my friends got a whole sheet of acid and left it on the table but it got spilt on the floor and when they came home the cat had ate no telling how many and is on a fuckin permanet. It was looking at the ceiling and shit like there was something up there

 

This thread is terrible.

People who get their pets high should be shot.

A cat that comes back for pot all the time is not consenting, it's psychologically addicted.

 

Who cares. Prolly doing it a karmic favor. I had a parakeet that would only eat pot seeds. It'd turn its beak up to regular seeds. Sometimes it would get really stoned and fly into the wall.

 

Getting cats high is pointless i dont really think its a big deal but its completly pointless. STop wasting your weed on the fucking cat, Hold your hits in too.

 

thats horrible, not even remotely funny. i got my dog high a bunch of times, kind of indirectly tho, hed just be in a boxed out room and you cant help but breath it in. its kinda funny hed just lay there, try and nudge him hed just flop right back down, litterally, flop. thats kinda funny, me and my friend tried blowing smoke into his cats face, it hated it and ran away so we didnt do it again. his dog used to eat stems, it also had brain tumors right before it died, im not sure if theres a correlation there, but its only stems.