How many times have you masturbated in your life (so far)?

You might get a mouthful. The question is will you spit or swallow?

 

Well beyond a million times.

 

About 34,000 times. The number would be higher, but I reached puberty quite late, so I started regular frequent self-pleasure about 3 years after my male peers did.

 

About 30,000 estimated, 68 since Jan 1st, I've masturbated every day since I was 11 in 1959,

 

Over 20K

 

33 years. On average 5 times min a week (but sometimes 5 times a day)

I'd say somewhere around the 50/60 thousand Mark

 

Thousands of times. If I include the times I received masturbations it’s close to 12,000 to 13,000. No way to guess better

 

Been at it since 11 so.... 49 years. Around my early teens I kept a diary and marked an x on the day's page when I did it, some days there were two marks. It's funny but with sex I could do it four times a night, but with wanking by myself, twice hours apart was the limit.

 

Started in 1971.
That's 52 years.
Call it once a day. Some days I skip but other days I go multiple times.
365 days x 52 years= 18,980
I'll bet that's not far off.

Thanks for asking!

 

Well, you kept yourself busy. I tend not to judge people, but this amount of regular masturbation doesn't seem to allow you much time to sexually interact with others. Seems like an obsession to me.

 

Mmmmmmm, yeah, ok, ….. I have carried a masturbation diary with me ever since I started masturbating and entered the count each time.

mmmmmmm, quick mental math, …… mmmmmm, 4,013,638,555
I kept all my semen in a couple of 45 gallon drums and the third one is about to start getting used

 

That's good to read online.
I've been told before that frequent masturbation can help reduce the risk of prostate cancer.
Previously I chatted with friends, a medical couple (Dr and nurse) and a friend's wife who was a nurse.
I like to talk about sexual things and get a buzz if/when knowledgeable people discuss it with me. (and then usually need to take myself off to their bathroom to cum).

In an early conversation, I understated the frequency with which I masturbate and they said I should cum more often, at least once a day ideally morning and night, for example, to keep my fluids fresh and clean.
That's despite the fact that the body naturally re-absorbs unused fluids. (I'm pleased to be such a high achiever in something, with an 'average' for as long as I can remember, of 3-5 times a day).

And, in one of those chats with the couple I was advised to spend half a day or longer, once a week, masturbating with lube until I get as empty as possible.

The doctor said it is also important, to teach our partner how to masturbate us properly because that can achieve more than we can on our own. By properly, he described continual momentum of the wank/strokes until after the orgasm and ejaculation has ended. He said that some guys stop stroking and wait a few seconds before they spurt whilst others slow down with their strokes as they approach their orgasm. Apparently, if the wanking continues consistently throughout the orgasm, we will ejaculate more cum and so we will keep ourselves cleaner inside.

On a subsequent chat with the friend's wife (nurse), she agreed with that (the last paragraph) and she added that because we men have a lot of experience with our own cock, that if I had a male friend who I could speak to about it, the best thing would be to wank each other to emptiness or for that friend to teach my partner how best to do it to me. Unfortunately, I have not yet met a guy whom I felt able to chat to about it.

 

At age 33, I'd guess about 1,400 times.

 

I’m 65 and have been masturbating since I was around 10 years old so I’d say a Gazillion times

 

Since I first answered this question back on February 18th I've masturbated 25-27 times. This may not be headline news but where else can you openly tell the planet that you've masturbated 25-27 times since February 18th? Aren't penises great?!

 

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His would make for a great avitar Captain thanks for posting it.

 

A very nice post thank you.

 

I lost count at 13, I am now 61.

 

Been a masturbator for 30 years averaging 3 wanks a day. That works out at 32,850 wanks
Tried to work out how much time I've spent masturbating. Reckon I average 2 hours a day. That's a total of 30 days a year. Over 30 years I've spent nearly 3 solid years jerking my penis. Awesome!