How many times have you masturbated in your life (so far)?

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  1. Jokerzilla

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    Haha, I know no one has an exact number, that's why everyone is estimating.
     
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  2. Stomped

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    It's not so easy to calculate it, almost impossible. I cannot provide an exact figure right now, but I guess it's approximately 2000-3000 times.
     
  3. Jokerzilla

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    That's why you give ballpark numbers, as you just did. Of course an exact calculation is impossible unless you document everytime you masturbate, but that's what ballpark numbers are for, bro. :p
     
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    Okay hm well I had my first orgasm at 13 and I've been wanking it ever since, sometimes multiple times a day. I've been beating it for 17 years (I am 30 next month), so that's a really crazy high number, in the thousands at least.
     
  5. wetnwild

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    atleast 10 min everyday of my life I have spent Masturbating....
     
  6. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    Ive done it twice, most the time i have ladies hangin' off my cock soo...yeah
     
  7. Jokerzilla

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    Yeah, I'm sooooooo sure that's true but....it's not.
     
  8. Son of John

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    My estimate is about 12,000 times. That comes out to about 1,000 minutes, and that computes to 167 hours, or about six or seven days of my entire life spent jacking-off.

    Time well spent, I'd say!
     
  9. Rocket73

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    Masturbated regularly for 63 years , at least once a day except when ill, so a minimum of 24,000 times but a lot lot more as masturbated 2 or 3 times a day , always masturbate once a day even now at 74 years old
     
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  10. Betterelectric

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    I'd say 100K+. If you could give yourself a BJ wouldn't you?
     
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    Wo
    Would love to give myself a Bj but it's not possible, the thought of my own cock ejaculating in my mouth would be unbelievable,
     
  12. Lovnflman

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    Between starting at 12 yrs old, and now 48 years later......I have no clue. A few thousand? It’s really slowed down this past year. Hoping 2022 adds many to my number.
     
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    Lost count many years ago. But I still look forward to every one.
     
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    Thousands of times. And one more in a minute....
     
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  15. Rocket73

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    Try the Einano masturbation tracking app, it's a bit of fun
     
  16. Micheal9

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    I use to keep track from my early teen years. I had a notebook I would write in and I would also what got me off. Like watching porn, looking at a playboy, etc.
    As I got older I started to purge a lot of smut I had, that must of got thrown also. Now for the last 5 or so years I’ve been keeping track but to lazy to go back and count.
    I did try to figure it out a get estimate once but I was more curious how much cum I’ve produced in my years.
     
  17. joelucas69

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    Wow, guess I really never thought about trying to total it up.
    Let's see, I discovered jacking off when I was 13. I remember trying to do it every night, and several times during the day when I got the chance. Couldn't do it every day of course, but I figure 300 times per year average until I turned 20. So maybe 2,100 by the by then.
    Subtotal 2,100.
    I joined the Air Force then. There was a 6 week period in basic training when it was impossible to masturbate. Maybe one during that time. But then in tech school, I made up for lost time. Had a room I shared with another guy, so had lots of alone time. Several times per day some days. A little less when I had a girlfriend. Then we got married. Maybe I averaged 3 times a week for the next 10 years. So 52x3=156x10 years=1,560.
    Subtotal 3,660
    Age 30 to 60, I'm guessing 4 times per week. Fewer times when my wife kept me satisfied, then we divorced, so I jacked myself more often. 52x4=208x30 years=6,240
    Subtotal 9,990
    After age 60 I had more alone time at work when I could lock my office door and look at porn or read erotic stories. Counting weekends, at least once per day. So I estimate 400 times per year for 5 years, or 2,000 more times.
    Subtotal 11,900
    I retired at age 65. Lots more free alone time to view porn, read erotic stories and write erotic stories. All of that makes me very aroused, some days I masturbate several times. I'm age 70 now, and I'm going to guess I'm averaging 500 times per year for the last 5 years. 5x500=2,500
    Total 14,400 times over 57 years. Plus or minus 10 percent, probably. Fuck, that's a lot of stroking and a lot of cum ejaculated. Not counting full on sex with girlfriends and wife.
    Amazing to think about.
     
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    I started wanking at 11yo and I'm nearly 24yo, I have always wanked on average 3 times every day, some days more, so that's about 1200 a year, thats approximately 15600 in my life, and still going strong every day.
     
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    at the very least 42,000 times.
     
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  20. Angela36

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    Sounds like enough cum to fill an Olympic sized swimming pool. I enjoy swimming!!
     
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