how many people have put -GOD- on their ignore list already?

i have. who let the kids in the young hippies forum out of their playpen?

 

i just recently learned of his existence.............................
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if god realy did exist ....it would be nesecary to destroy him .

 

Be careful my child.

If you ignore God. God may one day ignore you.

 

Hey, God! Seriously, dude, give it a rest already.

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"Grilled cheese sandwiches will save the world!"

 

I did rest.

On the seventh day.

Then on the eighth, I had the bright idea of making telemarketing...

 

~GOD~ is my friend and I wouldn't dream of ignoring him. He's all right, really, and not so young...in fact, he's old. On the other forums, it used to say so under his avatar. Of course, he was going under a different name back then.

 

Diva, you are now officially my first disciple.

 

i find it funny

 

Humor is your soul smiling to me.

Mary, from hereon, you will be reffered as Holy Mary.

P.S. Kitty, did you eat some apples?

 

holy mary. oh please dont do that to me. i am no where near holy. perhaps lost but not holy

 

Once God has decided, he has decided.

I am infinitely stubborned.

Holy Mary, adopt and call him Jesus.

 

well god ........there have been many times in my life that i have ignored you and done what i want to do anyway......so i think i will go the road i want on this as well. and i will have to be an unholy roller

and i know who you are

 

Of course you do.

You have searched your heart.

I am the light.

 

God, I take my comment back. You are hilarious! Can u forgive me, Lord?

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"Grilled cheese sandwiches will save the world!"

 

I forgive you child.

BUT, I must ask you to stop masturbating a little.

It's not like I'm gonna make you die today - you still have more than three months to live.

 

I thought I already proved that I am god because I am not god.

 

You are the serpent in my apples.

 

You put me in a tough predicament, God. How about this: I'll cut down but not stop, ok.
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"Grilled cheese sandwiches will save the world!"

 

If you could cut the numbers in half - like say only 4 times a day, that would be acceptable for the time being.

I won't register the 6 times today since I asked you just now. I will have to ask you though to leave it alone for today.

The way the juice springs from you looks like a Japanese assembly line.

Now, take a picture of Mary and pray - join your hands together and leave 'em out where I can see 'em...