how many people have put -GOD- on their ignore list already?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by kitty fabulous, Jun 1, 2004.

  1. kitty fabulous

    kitty fabulous smoked tofu

    i have.:rolleyes: who let the kids in the young hippies forum out of their playpen?
  2. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    i just recently learned of his existence.............................
  3. makno

    makno Senior Member

    if god realy did exist would be nesecary to destroy him .
  4. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Be careful my child.

    If you ignore God. God may one day ignore you.
  5. gesone

    gesone Member

    Hey, God! Seriously, dude, give it a rest already.


    "Grilled cheese sandwiches will save the world!"
  6. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    I did rest.

    On the seventh day.

    Then on the eighth, I had the bright idea of making telemarketing...
  7. angelgodiva

    angelgodiva Senior Member

    ~GOD~ is my friend and I wouldn't dream of ignoring him. He's all right, really, and not so fact, he's old. On the other forums, it used to say so under his avatar. Of course, he was going under a different name back then.
  8. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Diva, you are now officially my first disciple.
  9. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    i find it funny
  10. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Humor is your soul smiling to me.

    Mary, from hereon, you will be reffered as Holy Mary.

    P.S. Kitty, did you eat some apples?
  11. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    holy mary. oh please dont do that to me. i am no where near holy. perhaps lost but not holy
  12. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Once God has decided, he has decided.

    I am infinitely stubborned.

    Holy Mary, adopt and call him Jesus.
  13. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    well god ........there have been many times in my life that i have ignored you and done what i want to do i think i will go the road i want on this as well. and i will have to be an unholy roller

    and ;)i know who you are;)
  14. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    Of course you do.

    You have searched your heart.

    I am the light.
  15. gesone

    gesone Member

    God, I take my comment back. You are hilarious! Can u forgive me, Lord?


    "Grilled cheese sandwiches will save the world!"
  16. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    I forgive you child.

    BUT, I must ask you to stop masturbating a little.

    It's not like I'm gonna make you die today - you still have more than three months to live.
  17. I thought I already proved that I am god because I am not god.
  18. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    You are the serpent in my apples.
  19. gesone

    gesone Member

    You put me in a tough predicament, God. How about this: I'll cut down but not stop, ok.

    "Grilled cheese sandwiches will save the world!"
  20. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

    If you could cut the numbers in half - like say only 4 times a day, that would be acceptable for the time being.

    I won't register the 6 times today since I asked you just now. I will have to ask you though to leave it alone for today.

    The way the juice springs from you looks like a Japanese assembly line.

    Now, take a picture of Mary and pray - join your hands together and leave 'em out where I can see 'em...

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