how many people have put -GOD- on their ignore list already?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by kitty fabulous, Jun 1, 2004.

  1. kitty fabulous

    kitty fabulous smoked tofu

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    i have.:rolleyes: who let the kids in the young hippies forum out of their playpen?
     
  2. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    i just recently learned of his existence.............................
     
  3. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    if god realy did exist ....it would be nesecary to destroy him .
     
  4. -GOD-

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    Be careful my child.

    If you ignore God. God may one day ignore you.
     
  5. gesone

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    Hey, God! Seriously, dude, give it a rest already.

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  6. -GOD-

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    I did rest.

    On the seventh day.

    Then on the eighth, I had the bright idea of making telemarketing...
     
  7. angelgodiva

    angelgodiva Senior Member

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    ~GOD~ is my friend and I wouldn't dream of ignoring him. He's all right, really, and not so young...in fact, he's old. On the other forums, it used to say so under his avatar. Of course, he was going under a different name back then.
     
  8. -GOD-

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    Diva, you are now officially my first disciple.
     
  9. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    i find it funny
     
  10. -GOD-

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    Humor is your soul smiling to me.

    Mary, from hereon, you will be reffered as Holy Mary.

    P.S. Kitty, did you eat some apples?
     
  11. mariecstasy

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    holy mary. oh please dont do that to me. i am no where near holy. perhaps lost but not holy
     
  12. -GOD-

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    Once God has decided, he has decided.

    I am infinitely stubborned.

    Holy Mary, adopt and call him Jesus.
     
  13. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    well god ........there have been many times in my life that i have ignored you and done what i want to do anyway......so i think i will go the road i want on this as well. and i will have to be an unholy roller

    and ;)i know who you are;)
     
  14. -GOD-

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    Of course you do.

    You have searched your heart.

    I am the light.
     
  15. gesone

    gesone Member

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    God, I take my comment back. You are hilarious! Can u forgive me, Lord?

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  16. -GOD-

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    I forgive you child.

    BUT, I must ask you to stop masturbating a little.

    It's not like I'm gonna make you die today - you still have more than three months to live.
     
  17. HerbuhLovuh

    HerbuhLovuh raa

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    I thought I already proved that I am god because I am not god.
     
  18. -GOD-

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    You are the serpent in my apples.
     
  19. gesone

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    You put me in a tough predicament, God. How about this: I'll cut down but not stop, ok.
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  20. -GOD-

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    If you could cut the numbers in half - like say only 4 times a day, that would be acceptable for the time being.

    I won't register the 6 times today since I asked you just now. I will have to ask you though to leave it alone for today.

    The way the juice springs from you looks like a Japanese assembly line.

    Now, take a picture of Mary and pray - join your hands together and leave 'em out where I can see 'em...
     

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