Yea, I pretty much do that as well. Just wake up in the middle of the night, jerk it, and shoot into the sheets. Too lazy and horny to even think of getting a sock or cleenex. My sheets never get crusty like some people say.
Lol sorry, I don't let others try my sheets unless they pass the written exam and physical and background check
It feels exciting to think about it hitting the sheets but I don't do that unless I am ready to change them. Sometimes I just let it go to the floor and do a cleanup on aisle 4. LOL.
we let it fly .. after having sex we just lay down and go to sleep.. The only thing we protect the sheet from is the massage oil, and the wax..
i usually half ass aim at some tissues but some usually leaks. It doesn't make make my sheets hard. so i don't aim for it, but i don't care if i do hit the sheets.
I go for the tissue as well, but, it leaks, drips, or just plain sprays wherever it wants to at times...