How many dicks have you had?

BULLSHIT......



Cheers Glen.

 

And presumably her pussy is the size of a JCB's exhaust pipe now then?
Or maybe you should just do the Maths again.
Good shout GLENGLEN.

 

why does guys ask this ? I have not kept count but when in a relationship and that question comes up I always say , including you, three

 

I think our kid coming out did more harm than anything that previously went in. Whaddya think?


50kg wife + 3kg baby delivered naturally = OMG!!

 

Three lies women will tell: age, weight, and the number of dudes they've banged. A rule of thumb: double the number they tell you and add a few.

Who cares how many men a woman has banged before she meets the love of her life? What she's done in her past is just that: the past. The wise concentrate on love that lies ahead.

 

Wish I had been born with two dicks as well. I'd probably be invited by Zeus to enter Mount Olympus and join the pantheon of gods if I had...

 

What about dildos? Can we share the number of dildos we've had?
I am so used to actually using an object of considerable size that I've given up on penis for good now.

 

and the fourth lie they'll tell: everything else.

 

Counting is not what I'm good at

 

I guess that's possible where you live, if she were a prostitute..but for a normal everyday life, it's bullshit old dude, sorry.

 

. . . still scarred from a bad experience?

 

many. but mostly i just said that for comedy purposes.

 

He Married a bar girl, and good on him for doing so, he is looking after her and her sister now. Putting the sister through university of I remember correctly.

Not necessarily the case with him, but if you are a guy, or a girl for that matter and you run around telling people you frickin hate kids, don't want any/ don't want anymore, you sound like a monster.

The bar girls, it's not just STIs they have to worry about, it's bacterial infections that cause many of them to become infertile too young


The guys don't even have to tell their new wives that. that part of the reason they are with them is she is unlikely to be able to get pregnant.

Nothing is what it seems

 

I agree. one-to-three thousand dudes is bullshit regardless of how old she is.

My girlfriend has estimated that she's done thirty dude, not including blow jobs. When she's drunk, she will talk sex...a lot.

Anyway, when she was in college she was drop dead good looking and had an incredible body with huge, natural tits. She was voted one of best looking girls of her college campus. She was never without a boyfriend. She always had dudes pursuing her. She loved and still loves sex. So she took advantage of her beautiful looks and perfect body. Because dudes pursued her, she didn't have to put up with bullshit. One of her boyfriends surreptitiously let his roommate watch him fuck her. She noticed him after she got done fucking him. She never saw that boyfriend again. The irony is she loves to watch and be watched. If he had asked her, she probably would have gone with it. But because he was a sneaky weasel, she dumped his ass. Anyway, she's been fucking since she was a sophomore in high school and she ain't yet slowed down. And she likes to be fucked. She doesn't want a girly man make love to her. She wants rough sex. After she cums at least six times (the most at one time was 12), she wants a man to take control. As horny as she was and is and considering that she practically fucked her way through college, she's only fucked maybe 30 dudes. So even a hundred dudes, unless a chick's a prostitute, would be hard to believe.

I've dated two swingers. I've never attended a swinger party. Neither one of them had abnormal numbers considering that they might've fucked a dozen dudes a night. I fucked one. She did elite swinger parties. The other was too STD risky, so I never touched her.

 

I don't understand this reasoning..

I'm not attempting to pass any judgement or place a sexual quota on how many guys a woman bangs to become undesirable or a "bad" person or anything but I can't think of one other area of life where we wouldn't think that past behaviors shape an indivudal's present.

Can you imagine: Who cares if someone was a Heroin Junkie for many years, that's the past, let's just look ahead.

 

You've lost all reason when you attempted an analogy of sex and heroin.

 

When a dude falls in love with a woman, he ain't gonna care if she has fucked every NFL player.

Dudes are delirious if they think they're gonna marry virgins.

Here's disconcerting news for naive dudes: research indicates that men and women have had equal number of sex partners with women having slightly more.

 

If I ever remarry, the dominant criterion I will search for is that she's my best friend. Her sexual history is none of my business.

My friend who has considerable wealth is dating a woman whom many naive dudes might refer to her as a ho. She has been with many, many dudes. Good for her. She's probably fantastic in bed.

 

You married the hottest prostitute(who also happened to be the cheapest) in the country?

So around 2,000? So basically you take all of the players in the whole MLB, NBA, NHL, and NFL leagues, and there would still be several hundred slots left over?

 

It's called an analogy... And that is not a response, it's just skirting around the point.