how many calories are in a load of semen?

You're definitely my kind of girl.

 

Well, sorry to disappoint you, but I dont swallow. And I dont spit.
Actually, I am a BJ virgin.

 

Oh noes! Piaf, I'm shocked! Oh, you should try it. It's just like having sex except much harder work and you get nothing out of it except a mouthful of salty bleach. Whee!

I get it now re. the pregnancy. Very interesting stuff. Unfortunately I don't want to get pregnant...I guess I'll just have to stop giving blowjobs. Sigh. Bummer.

 

Schocked, ha ? Lol....I'll try it one of these days...

 

Don't tell your boyfriend I told you. I have enough enemies as it is.

 

I vote for swallow, although one of my loads may be a bit too much for you.

 

I'm just looking forward to the look on his face when I tell him I can't give him blowjobs anymore because I don't want to get pregnant. "But we can still fuck!"

You're all talk, Bird.

 

In high school, I was at a McDonalds on a date with this girl and she said she liked the taste of penis because she liked salty, so I grabbed the salt shaker and shook it into my pants.

 

Salty, ha ? Hmmm....I dont think I wanna try...

 

I edited, I had forgotten she was talking about the salty taste of cock not cum.

 

Blow me.

 

Oh okay.

 

Bird: ha.

Post: You are all class, my friend. I love when the least classy part of a sentence isn't "I was on a date at McDonald's."

Piaf, not gonna lie: it is not the best-tasting stuff in the world.

 

:lol: Haha I thinking the same thing when I wrote it!

 

I'll get back to you on that.

 

Rather a plump girlfriend who swallows than a skinny girlfriend who doesn't.


It's a no-brainer.

 

that's good to know about the protein, i tend to eat alot of junk food and so am a little short on my protein requirements

 

prove her wrong

 

Fucking cum dumpsters.

 

lol