How long since you've been to church?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by lode, Jan 27, 2009.

  1. lode

    lode One Man Orgy HipForums Supporter

    Excluding weddings/funerals, it's been over a decade for me.

    I may go to one this Sunday if works closed tommorow because of snow. Not because I'll be grateful... I made a bet.

    It'll be sorta interesting to see it again. Almost worth my sleeping late.
     
  2. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    I think mass might have been the last service I went to...I was 14. I don't know, though, I was 14 the last time I went to any church, I think.
     
  3. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    Since I was 8, at least.
     
  4. Ocean Bionic

    Ocean Bionic Hero of the People

    I went to church with laura on Christmas eve to praise our lord and savior, Jesus Christ.

    we both attended a private episcopal highschool and had chapel every day, so we used to repent our sins with prayer pretty regularly.
     
  5. FunHogg

    FunHogg Senior Member

    Not long enough.

    I was in a relationship with a chick who's family was Lutheran...I'd go to Easter and Christmas services with them. This was...four or five years ago.

    Before that...sometime in the early 80's?
     
  6. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    probably a couple years ago...used to go when i was at school...the rev was cool
     
  7. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    excluding weddings funerals and baptisms....probably 25 years




    ...except for about two years ago I brought an old friend to her church..but they spoke Ukrainian so I had no idea what was going on
     
  8. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    Did he make you sit on his lap?
     
  9. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

    i sang in a band on christmas eve, i like the musicians.

    i really don't like church, though. this was mostly music, and the "sermon" was a pretty sick video full of world statistics.
     
  10. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

    I went for a pee in some graveyard outside a church today, it was necessary.
     
  11. My parents wanted me to go to this christmas play at their church this past year, so I did just to humor them. But that wasn't really church. I'd say, honestly, it's been about 6 or 7 years since I went to a real church service. I quit when I was around 15.
     
  12. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    I can't get near a church. I start shaking and convulsing and then smoke comes out of my ears and then I burst into flames. Kinda of a drag, but what do ya do? :rolleyes:
     
  13. lode

    lode One Man Orgy HipForums Supporter

    Blues, is that you in your sig?
     
  14. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    yes
     
  15. *°GhOsT°LyRiC°*

    *°GhOsT°LyRiC°* Supporters HipForums Supporter

    churches seriously creep me out. The last time i went to a church, it was abandoned and I went with my cousin and some friends to explore the remains. and that was about 9 months ago. thats the closest I can remember entering a church.

    *edit* yes, blue has found the fountain of youth, but wont tell where it is.... :) pretty girl!
     
  16. lode

    lode One Man Orgy HipForums Supporter

    You're lovely! :biggrin:

    You make the sun look like a pale dim speck, you're so radiant.

    I mean wow. :biggrin:
     
  17. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

    over a year... but it was/is a very cool "church".. omnifaith.. that means you can believe anything and go.. they mostly preached love and oneness.

    i still visit the website and read their affirmations.

    http://www.innerlightministries.com/
     
  18. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    damn, that's like the best compliment I ever got. thanks! *smooch*
     
  19. Dragonfly

    Dragonfly Senior Member

    it's been a while since i've been to church, the last time i went i took my daughter to an easter egg hunt provided by the church, it was just something for kids, there was no preaching going along with it.
     
  20. telephone

    telephone weird

    I quit going to church about 5 years ago.
    although I had a dream last week that I was back at church with my parents and I told them I had to use the bathroom and went and wandered around like I used to when I was younger, only this time I went outside and smoked a bowl.
     

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