How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

I wish I got some 6 hrs ago, wait nevermind, I was mtn biking about 6 hrs ago and to me thats equally as fun. So any time other than from 4-6 hrs ago. Wow Im high sorry for the randomness.

 

How about some sex on that mountain bike?

 

You guys should video tape that haha, MOUNTAIN BIKE SEX

Extremee pr0n

 

I saw something on tv that showed a bicycle with a dildo mounted on the seat. haha

 

Satisfy two needs with just ONE GREAT RIDE lol

 

At the headshop/pornshop I worked at, there were these panties that had a dildo built into them, so the whole time a woman would wear them, there would be a dildo in her pussy. haha

 

Wtffff. That's like being on drugs. Haha. Too bad men can't get shit like that =(. Maybe if I wore a backpack over that area.......the possibilities would become endless. Yeah, yeah and I'll just tell people I'm pregnant. Or practicing to be. =O

 

Ooooooooooh Tres Intresting.. talk about ready to go.. Just grind on that shit, get off and move on with your day.. Hells yeah..

 

It was interesting, definitely. I should've tried to fuck some of the pornstars who came into that store. haha

 

hahahaha goofy mofo.

 

I would love to see somebody pull that one off!

 

One and a half long months for me. Sucks!

 

I would try to. You know, sit on the guy's lap while he's driving, facing each other, having sex on a mountain bike.

 

THREE MONTHS, 2 DAYS, 14 HOURS, 23 SECONDS, AND COUNTING

 

damn were you looking at your watch/clock last time you finish'd three months 2 days ago

 

I just remember it well, it was a calm before the storm in my life...and it was good, realllllllly good

 

i remember mine as well and it suck'd bad realllllllllllyyyyyyyy bad lol

 

nothing worse than bad sex....well almost nothing, bad weed sucks too....

 

Bad weed sucks worse than bad sex. Oh em gee. Can't believe that I just admitted that, lol.

 

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so true!