How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

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  1. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    As long as that approach works. What'll it be after the letters?
     
  2. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    It's her thread. And I think she make a great Queen of the Thread. If I were younger I would fly down there and sweep you off your feet babe.

    One of you puppies need to make an honest women out of her, I think she deserves a nice man to take care of her.
     
  3. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Thanks, babe. :)

    But I already have that nice guy, he's just in South Carolina right now for work. He's coming back in February. :D
     
  4. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    You poor thing. I did the long distance relationship with a girl once. Once. I ended up getting married to her. We got devorced after 13 years of marriage. Nothing to do with the long distance thing, we were happy then. I will not give you love advice. I was just saying that one who has spoken so much about wanting it so often and you have to wait for so long. I feel bad for you.
     
  5. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    I try my hardest to be faithful right now.
     
  6. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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  7. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    What's Up Dude?
     
  8. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    i was in a few very short relationships, which were ment to become long distance... with like 3 different girls... lmao all these relationships fell apart the moment everything got long distance xD. like seriously, all 3 almost on the same day xD

    but then again, nothing more then just friends
     
  9. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Well, me and Andy are... different. I don't want to be cheesy and call it "soulmates", but I don't know what else to refer it to that would be as in depth in meaning as that.
     
  10. Startreken

    Startreken Marijuana Chef!

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    That's cool dude. I am about to log but I can assure you I am a firm beliver in fate. There is someone out there for everyone and you are ment to meet that person. I would suggest that you just take every oppurtunity offered to you. As they say in one of my favorite movies. "Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." Take the chance and let nature take it's couse. Have fun and happy hunting.
     
  11. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    I have my eye on a latina girl, myself:D

    I don't think it's about confidence man. It has more to do with realizing that it's not the end of the world if you get turned down. It also has a lot to do with patience, imo, and realizing that you'll find the girl for you, when the time comes. There's no need to rush it, in any case.
     
  12. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    hahahaha im not latina.. Im mexical. technically, I am american, since mexico is in north america..
    I am drunk. yes. champagne is wonderful.
     
  13. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    slow your role homey, i ain't lookin' for "the one"

    i'm just tryin' to satisfy my african fantasies
     
  14. Smoking420Buddha

    Smoking420Buddha Member

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    Got head today =]]]]
     
  15. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Lol, how was it? :)
     
  16. Smoking420Buddha

    Smoking420Buddha Member

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    It was alright. Ive had better though. I feel real bad though because it was right next to a church....
     
  17. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    The dick is coming by tomorrow morning to get head and hes bringing some Northern Lights. He's gonna smoke while I give him head and gimme some weed.. hahahaha I hope Ill get some cum down my throat tomorrow.
     
  18. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    hahaha african fantasies. I've never had sex with a black girl, but they give some nice head, in my experience:D
     
  19. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    hahaha either way, I plan on climbin all up in that ass, someday:D
     
  20. Angelina31

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    About 6 hours ago, and I want more!
     

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