How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

^ that had to be the most fucked up sentence ive heard today

 

about 3 weeks. it's ridiculous. but i'm glad i'm not alone!

i'm totally down for a mountain orgy!

 

I'll just blow some shotguns your way. With as much panting and heavy breathing as you do, you're sure to get stoned:sifone:

 

I wish people wouldn't ask personal questions, unless they are willing to offer practical solutions.

 

Well there's nothing wrong with fuckin just to be fuckin either, but I too would rather have a fatass blunt than some pussy. Like I said earlier though, I've been wanting pussy more and more lately, and there's only one person to blame. haha She knows who she is

 

4 days.

 

I like to fuck for fucks sake because frankly it feels good lol.

 

Amen, skierdood.

 

exactly, take me for eg, i can admit easily that i havent been there or done that yet...

i do like to pretend i have... but i dont lie about that....

i was actually seeing this girl, she was my first kiss... tongue kiss...
i kinda liked her... for her attractiveness (almost my ideal) and kind of a challenge, considering im a solo trooper with little to no friends of my age, and she was a kind of popular raver with enough grown up ppl chasing her ass.

i didnt sleep with her, though it was what i wanted after i met her. yeah, i kinda saw this typical and clueless pretty girl, and gave it a huge shot, when shit got close to sex... nothing < complicated, not due to erectile disfunctions or anything... just lack of enthusiasm from both... :/



i dunno, i mean yeah i just turned 17 - post 16 i had no exp with girls my age, havent been on any dates or shit like that... fuck when i was 14 - 15 i was completely clueless about what i wanted or what i would get- id get hugs from pretty girls in school, because i made myself fit into a certain crowd, girls that months prior took the piss out of me. all of a sudden i became a real prick to people, and that was the point in my life where i made the most mistakes.

Fuck i can easily regret and cry about my last 1.5 years of school, i took, spread, ate and dug so much shit, i could do many posts on it. it made me into such a horrible box of crap, it was so hard to get shit in order again... I remember it alot- think about it..., maybe i need psychiatric help. i have considered it, i would like it even, i got so much shit going on inside i dont tell to even my best friends, and shit i do - not to full extent. - but it doesnt stop me from doing what i want or what i need, if im crazy, im safe to general population. my dissease hurts me only.

though i dont ... regret or cry that is... yeah, i wish i could change what happened, but then again - what if it changed what happened after. right now my life is very good, i feel great right now for one... events that made me what i am today were the result of all these mistakes and shit shovelings.... anyway kinda more back to topic...

im not an average bear, i dont fit in with a crowd, not due to trying to rebel or not to conform, but just being me, and im far away from being a sheep - so i kind of have no friends of my age, no people to go hang out and do normal 17 year old ppl shit with, no girls ive known since childhood to kiss at doorsteps after dates...
im snorting coke and clubbing with 20+ year olds, im sharing thoughts and philosophies with 40+ year olds, im grabbing asses of 20+ year old girls, im gorwing weed, shrooms, planning my life out and taking huge leaps, the ones just before small steps < the hardest small steps ive yet had to take.

i dont know, im just telling the complete truth, when i told some ppl of my age i was still a virgin, i got made to feel like i was a piece of shit < i didnt understand it, it was a bigger deal to them then it is to me.

i dont consider myself pathetic, or fucked up, or potential for a 40 year old virgin... tho i guess to most im just a creep and a weirdo. (love that radio head song)

but hey, fuck it. im alive, so therefore im not dead. so therefore i am lucky

 

2 years and 2 months. mostly by choice.

 

Damn dude.....you sound a LOT like me, at that age. Hell, even at the age I'm at now. I always told myself that I wouldn't have sex until I fell in love, and I didn't fall in love until I was 22, so I was a virgin until I was 22, which was perfectly fine with me. Got my dick sucked a lot, but never fucked. The fukt up thing is, when teens don't spend their time trying to have sex, they get into all kinds of other shit that teens have no business getting involved in, such as crime and other fukt up shit. I was a horrible teenager; committing vandalism and running around with gang members and fighting and stealing shit and doing fukt up drugs that have surely caused permanent damage to my body and mind. If I had been one of those little horny teenage bastards, then I wouldn't have learned the same lessons I have learned. My life would be different and I would be different, and I'm not sure if I would like the person I would've become. I don't regret anything I've done, because mistakes can be the best things to ever happen to you, as long as you learn from them.

That's exactly the point I was trying to make too. Sex definitely isn't the most important thing in the world, and it's kinda petty to worry about it as much as some people do, and if I had been as concerned with sex as my high school peers were, then I would probably be a totally different person right now, with a completely different set of values.

 

yea man

 

hmmm, seems like the jungle fever may go into remission...
eh.

 

hahaha jungle fever. You got your eyes on a girl of a different ethnicity, Horace?

 

Couple monthes... fuck i hate summer when im horny i can never hook up

 

I've had that fever since birth pretty much i don't discriminate on any ladies women are something special

 

About 8 hours ago

 

:cheers2:

 

like somethin' fierce

definitely over exaggerated my confidence though, i don't see it happenin'

oh wellz