How long has it been since you've gotten laid?

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by i_need_a_miracle, Aug 7, 2008.

  1. Mr.Writer

    Mr.Writer Senior Member

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    I feel the exact same way tns, thought I might be weird for it, glad I'm not :D
     
  2. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    It doesn't depress me to lack sex, it depresses me to lack physically connectivity with another human on that intense level of intimacy, that level where energies combine and merge and flow, just that feeling of interlocking with another person so perfectly. Lacking that makes me spiritually, emotionally, and sexually starving.
     
  3. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Yeah I know what you mean. It's always nice to feel close to someone, even if it's only physically. Even though sex is far from the top of my list of priorities, I've been wanting some pussy more and more, lately. That is due to a certain stoner girl in Texas though:wink:

    It's been a while since I've fukt; last Thanksgiving, to be exact, and I haven't gotten head for a few months either. A suspended license never fails to throw my social life out of whack. haha
     
  4. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    haha People always say I'm weird for it, but fuck it. I'm proud to be weird. lol
     
  5. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    i don't get depressed because i don't/haven't had sex in almost a year

    i'm pretty sure if my answer to this thread's original question was "last night" i'd feel the same way about it that i do right now when i answer "last year"

    either way, all that aside, i feel things in motion, things setting themselves in place, perfectly for me

    the ultimate goal of those things that i feel are being setting in place or CAN be set in place is the jungle fever

    i got it strong, and if i do my thing right, i can flat out get it

    but that's something to be worked for, which will be fun

    there are also a few things that would require less, maybe a lot less, work, which i'm also looking forward to

    i think my life changed forever saturday night rolling my face off

    i feel like all that old horace bullshit i kept spewing about social anxiety and shit like that

    i honestly feel like that's 95% gone


    edit:

    also, i realize how stupid "drugs changed my life" bullshit sounds, but i guess i don't really care how it sounds.
     
  6. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    Congratulations Horace. A good drug experience can make all the difference in the world, especially with psychedelics and/or empathogens. I have only rolled once, but I should be getting some X in the mail, sometime soon, hopefully. I have the greatest friends in the world:)
     
  7. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    i could be overexaggerating
     
  8. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    I'd like to smoke a blunt while a guy eats me out. :)
     
  9. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Maybe "depressed" was the wrong word. Maybe it should have been "boredom".
    Sex sure gets rid of boredom for me. I like it when it's all hot and heavy.
    That cures boredom ANY DAY.
     
  10. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    you make a lotta sense masshole. you would have fun partying on the outer banks. we should make that happen.
     
  11. Chriss

    Chriss Member

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    Two weeks ago.
    HIPFORUMS ORGY!
     
  12. Stella_Drives

    Stella_Drives Senior Member

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    We should. I am currently with my friend who is your twin. It's pretty awesome. I will be in NC in December, see ya then?
     
  13. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    fucking a. 21 in dec. swate.
     
  14. Brady_to_Moss

    Brady_to_Moss Member

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    My dream is to have a girl smoking a blunt while i am fucking her..to me...that is the hottest thing that could ever happen...:D
     
  15. Ricky(dos)Martinez

    Ricky(dos)Martinez Member

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    Actually it wasn't depressing until this thread was start'd lol
     
  16. Subliminal89

    Subliminal89 A Tokémon Master

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    if i was just smoking a blunt while getting some dome :D:sifone:
     
  17. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

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    Lol, that makes me miss my ex.. She was a bigger stoner than me. One time I was rolling a blunt and she was all over me and shit, ended up ripping the blunt in half and we was both smokin a peice as we fooled around. happy times :sifone:
     
  18. TopNotchStoner

    TopNotchStoner Georgia Homegrown

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    There's nothing quite as wonderful as smoking a blunt/joint/bowl while getting head:sifone:

    This isn't directed at anyone or about anyone, in particular, but don't you guys hate it that most people view sex as a matter of pride? Those people who's main reason for wanting to have sex is for bragging rights? Or even worse, lying about having sex just to impress people?
     
  19. †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg

    †ù®Ké¥ š†ûƒƒïñg Eminent Herbalist

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    Meaningless sex sucks anyway so I feel sorry for those people. I'd rather have a fat blunt or a bong pack than be fuckin' just to be fuckin.
     
  20. Hilder

    Hilder The Ganja Queen

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    actually, the best is smoking a jay/ blunt of some exotics while getting deepthroated. ;) talk about fucking hot.

    I could never smoke while I got fucked. My mouth hardly ever closes so there would be no way to hit it, and my hands are usually busy anyway.
     

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