How long does it take you?

To take a shower?
2 hours.
To mastrubate?
Masturbating is an all day experience. I spend about 30 minutes each interval and finally when I let myself go, it's AWESOME.
To eat a meal?
Meal? 1 hour if it's good, 20 minutes if it sucks.
To fall asleep at night?
I don't sleep.
To get dressed in the morning?
1 hour. I'm not a morning person.
To take a piss?
I just took a 4 minute long piss. I think that's the new record. I love to piss.
To get over somebody?
An eternity.

 

Whoa... that's awesome. I love to piss too.

 

why

 

To take a shower? 20 minutes
To mastrubate? depends....sometimes it takes 2 minutes, mos of the time I like to prolong it
To eat a meal? half hour or so
To fall asleep at night? FOREVER. I HATE sleep. The only thing I hate more than sleep is waking up from sleep (isn't that weird?)
To get dressed in the morning? 5 minutes - I almost never even think about what clothes I'm wearing
To take a piss? 2 minutes - I love to piss too!!
To get over somebody? forever

 

Why what?

 

why do you like to piss??

 

Pissing is orgasmic.

 

really... hmm... y our lucky

 

Damn that picture is soooo fucking funny.

 

Oooh, just because, it feels good. It's fun.

 

perhaps people should hold pissing parties than...?

 

To take a shower? Depends.

To mastrubate? Depends.

To eat a meal? Under 5 min. I don't like to wast my time eating.

To fall asleep at night? Fucking long as hell.

To get dressed in the morning? I dont time my self.

To take a piss? I dont time my self on this eather.

To get over somebody? Over or on top?

 

No, because part of the fun is being all alone.

 

that is oddly erotic and hot.

 

Yes I know, most eveything is.

 

To take a shower? Long, Really Long

To mastrubate? I Prefer it long and Slow... but, occassionaly I do a quick (i mean real-quick) jerk-off

To eat a meal? about 15 mins

To fall asleep at night? sleep? what sleep?

To get dressed in the morning? not very long

To take a piss? 1 second... unless i decide to turn it into a quick-jerkoff session

To get over somebody? 0 seconds... relativistically speaking (from my inertial frame)

 

keep the change.

 

To take a shower? How long is a piece of string?

To mastrubate? How long is a piece of string?

To eat a meal? How long is a piece of string?

To fall asleep at night? How long is a piece of string?

To get dressed in the morning? How long is a piece of string?

To take a piss? How long is a piece of string?

To get over somebody? How long is a piece of string?

The most pointless thread ever, so many variable for all the questions that one can't even attempt to answer them.

 

To take a shower? I don't know like 20 mins

To mastrubate? as long as I feel like lovin' myself on that paticualr occasion...

To eat a meal? not long like 10mins

To fall asleep at night? from .45 seconds to 2 hours- ish

To get dressed in the morning? 10 mins

To take a piss? Never thought about that before, prob less then a minute...

To get over somebody? god...years!

 

To take a shower? 20 Minutes


To mastrubate? 5-10 minutes

To eat a meal? 5 minutes

To fall asleep at night? 15 minutes to 2 hours

To get dressed in the morning? 5 minutes

To take a piss? 20seconds to a minute

To get over somebody? If I loved them, a long time.