How Long Did You Wait To Fart In Front Of Your Bf/gf?

Only in front of strangers. But that's just me.

 

LOL Now who's stuck up and repressed?

 

They see me trollin

They hatin'

 

^^ Trying ta catch you postin' dirty?

 

You got it

 

how can anyone avoid it for this long? i've pooped in pretty much every building i've been in more than once.

in dating, i try to hold in farts as long as possible, but i sometimes have to discretely let one slip, hopefully when there's some other loud noise and ideally some good airflow. pooping, when you've got to go you've got to go. i've had to interrupt a one night stand to go take a quick shit once.

 

Love at first shart

 

was this supposed to be a fart noise or a reference to OP's name? or are you saying you fart as soon as he pulls out his wang?

 

It was about a month I guess when my now hubby announced "I have to fart and there's not a damn thing I can do about it."

It still makes me laugh.

 

I generally hurl my own feces and jump up and down on the couch...just to let her know who is in control.

 

This.

Of course you get comfortable being around someone after a while, but farting in front of my then bf, now husband...just seems like I'd be taking him for granted? Idk. If you can't help it, that's ok I guess?

I was at one of my friend's recently, she lives with her bf, and he was farting right in front of us, and kept saying ''excuse me.'' lol She looked embarrassed, I'd be mortified if my husband was farting in front of my friends.

 

lmao!!!