Wow, you really are a strong person. Your luck has to turn around soon! I mean, you haven't done anything really bad to create negative karma, have you?
I went through a stint where I had Sugar Puffs for breakfast and Ramen for lunch and dinner every day for 2 weeks. At the end of it, I felt so gross....
umm I can eat ramen every once in awhile......... but I probably could live off of hamburger helper......