How is the poster above going to die?

Fell off the cruise ship while re-enacting the famous titanic bow scene

 

Given his proclivity for fine single malt scotch, he strangley dies floating in a vat of tequilla mash.

 

death by killer swarms of no-see-ems

 

Eaten by giant earthworms.

 

shot with ricin pellet by a stranger with a specially modified umbrella

 

wheels came off the roller coaster he was riding in....:-0

 

fell in a well

 

his waist length brown hair became entangled in a five girl mud wrasslin contest, he was sucked to death, under all that mud might I add...:-0

 

was flying a kite way too damn close to the airport and got stuck on a wing and whisked away by air canada flight 456

 

Has a heart attack while buying a farm.

 

sunroof decapitation

 

lost his balance while trying to duplicate Evil Knevil's jump across the grand canyon...:-0

 

ate too many beans

 

stood way to near farmout after he ate too many beans smokin a cigar....

 

one hockey puck......and no cup.....

 

O D on water

 

drowned in someone elses vomit

 

slipped on a nanner peel while roller blading down mainstreet chasing Britney Spears after he noticed she had no panties on after he changed her flat tire...

 

Lazy boy chair collapsed inward unexpectedly

 

swallowed a dozen aaeeegggss on a dare...:-0