How is the poster above going to die?

while sleeping in a dumpster behind kfc after oinking out on cheekin.....

 

Car accident while trying to outrun DOG the bountyhunter and his wife

 

Freak electric can opener accident involving a kiddy pool full of lime jello and an igauna.

 

chokes on spoon while eating lime jello

 

chokes on self while trying to selfplease

 

Crushed by a semi driven by the Incredible Hulk

 

Chased the American dream right off the edge of the Grand Canyon

 

while lowering a truck down on his auto-lift, fell down under the lowering truck and was flatern a pancake....
ps: translation for flatern... to be as flat as a pancake....
from appalachianese.....

 

log cabin burns down while inside

 

gets run over by the hippie bus in my siggy because im the driver and im too high and i thought he was an illusion.

 

Murdered by a strange hitch-hiker

 

killed by an angry mob of mechanics....

 

killed when walking along the highway and not "watching for falling rock"

 

while bending over to pick up a penny, a rather large heavy asphalt roller happens by.... Shit-Squish.....

 

placing pennies on the railroad track while listening to Elvis' train song...and didnt hear the real train

 

drank a large mason jar of tea colored stuff from the shelf in the garage, forgot he meant to pour out the used motor oil....:-0

 

Froze to death in his freezer while playing hide and seek

 

fell into farmout's outhouse late one night while sleep walking, looking for the nearest walmart, even tho he knew he was a hundred miles or so from the nearest town...

 

eaten by bears

 

Pulverizing impact after being thrown free from a train wreck.