How is the poster above going to die?

forgot to check the pool for water before he dove in...

 

letting too many snails go up his nostrils.

 

ate the wrong mushroom

 

Went ice fishing in August....

 

Dolphin riding accident at Marine land

 

Fell on stage and was crushed......by two turntables and a microphone

 

victim of a stalker

 

Voted Liberal........and was attacked by neighbors

 

front wheel came off his mountain bike going down a very steep hill....

 

accident while doing extreme downhill mountain biking after a full night of spliffs,liquor and whores........not a bad way to go..

 

fell asleep while driving his truck in a mud bog......Never seen again...

 

Strangled by his own mullet

 

Murdered in his sleep by a group of brainwashed teenagers.

 

Died of thirst while digging in the desert for Binions silver

 

Heat stroke hunting for the "Lost Dutchman's Mine"

 

Killed by angry Amish mob

 

Accidentally gets a mayonaise jar stuck in his throat.

 

the newspaper would only say it was a "powerwanking" accident

 

sucked into his computater screen late one night while haunting the hip forums......

 

Slipped and fell butt first onto the compressor blow gun....it took hours to clean up the scene